Random Thoughts 15: Crystal Clear 2021 Edition

[VeloClone]

Welcome to my life View attachment 89901

Which album of REM's were you listening to?

 

[oldman]

There's a lot of statistics that they greatly help.

Crashes,fatal/severe crashes, maintenance, gas mileage, etc.

This is assuming of course drivers read signs and don't try to Dukes of Hazard over them.

 

[VeloClone]

So...how do you get ants, spiders and roaches to fly onto those, or do you have to lay it on the floor?

I would be careful about doing that...

 

[Ms3r4ISU]

Welcome to my life View attachment 89901

I used to wear my FitBit to bed and then decided I didn't like being "connected" continuously. Occasionally I was surprised to see what happened when I thought I was awake. Mostly though, the small number of deep sleep minutes just depressed me.

Just for the heck of it this morning, I decided to see how far through the alphabet I could get saying names of fruit to myself. When I couldn't quickly think of a fruit I allowed a vegetable. Eventually I got to V, I think.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

So...how do you get ants, spiders and roaches to fly onto those, or do you have to lay it on the floor?

Good question! I noticed the other bugs after I posted the picture. For us, it gets the flies, but what it really gets is the damn gnats that come in through the screens.

 

[ImJustKCClone]

I used to wear my FitBit to bed and then decided I didn't like being "connected" continuously. Occasionally I was surprised to see what happened when I thought I was awake. Mostly though, the small number of deep sleep minutes just depressed me.

Just for the heck of it this morning, I decided to see how far through the alphabet I could get saying names of fruit to myself. When I couldn't quickly think of a fruit I allowed a vegetable. Eventually I got to V, I think.

I sing lullabies and soft rock in my head to calm down my brain. I'm stressing out a bit right now and sleep is hard to come by.

 

[VeloClone]

Good question! I noticed the other bugs after I posted the picture. For us, it gets the flies, but what it really gets is the damn gnats that come in through the screens.

I always say up here in Minnesota we have two types of mosquitos: the little tiny buggers that are able to fly right through the tiny holes in the screen and the great big giant ones that rip the screen door off its hinges.

 

[VeloClone]

I sing lullabies and soft rock in my head to calm down my brain. I'm stressing out a bit right now and sleep is hard to come by.

Are you stressing about the drink machine again? Don't worry, it is a benevolent overlord.

 

[jcyclonee]

Speaking of conditioner, I bought some by mistake and it took me about 5 times trying to wash my hair before I figured out it wasn't shampoo.

"bought some by mistake"

 

[jcyclonee]

Looks like this year's school for spring and I will finalize schedule stuff and set up onboarding tomorrow afternoon.
Should be easy. Nobody onboards like me. Nobody.

Also, I think my resume must look like a disaster, like I can't hold a job since I'm at a different school every semester.

Are you allowed to tell us what the spring school is?

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Are you stressing about the drink machine again? Don't worry, it is a benevolent overlord.

In addition to the addition (har, har), I'm also getting antsy about our trip (I always do, no matter where we're going). I worry about travel hiccups (like our trip to Okinawa), I worry about the cats (Garf died while we were in Phoenix, Mel died about three days before we left for Washington last month).

 

[jcyclonee]

Would the magic machine be on board?

Curiosity piqued.

 

[VeloClone]

Curiosity piqued.

https://daydreamerjimbo.wixsite.com/lazydrinkerhome

Make sure you watch some of the videos. You may get a laugh or two.

 

[Cyclones_R_GR8]

https://daydreamerjimbo.wixsite.com/lazydrinkerhome

Make sure you watch some of the videos. You may get a laugh or two.

 

[CycloneErik]

Are you allowed to tell us what the spring school is?

Probably. It's Drake this time around.

 

[VeloClone]

View attachment 89904

That is weird because I was just rewatching one at that address.

Try this:

Video Reel | lazydrinker

daydreamerjimbo.wixsite.com

 

[VeloClone]

If you still can't get there, try googling Lazy Drinker.

 

[jcyclonee]

Probably. It's Drake this time around.

Cool. Say hi to my daughter.

 

[VeloClone]

Let me know if any of you get to the Lazy Drinker site. I've had someone I sent a link to have a problem before but they got there eventually.

 

[CycloneErik]

Cool. Say hi to my daughter.

Can do. You've twisted my arm. She gets an A.