Pickup Line Help

[clone4life82]

Daughter is at the Vikings game and took a pic of a persons phone in front of her and a text the guy sent said “Your boobs look juicy”.

Try that.

Wasn’t CW going to the Vikings game???

 

[CascadeClone]

Does the carpet match the drapes?
Nice shoes wanna ****.
Hey I’m Microsoft can I crash at your place?
Hey I might not be hung like a horse, but I can lick the bottom of a Pringle’s can.
My love for you is like diarrhea I just can’t hold it in.
Say You’re such a dickfor, she asks what’s a dickfor? you say bend over and I’ll show you.

OR don’t do any of these as it’s unlikely, just don’t be creepy, treat her them with respect.

OK, that's actually pretty good. It's cheesy/funny/clever enough that it's not offensive. So unserious its like she knows that you know she is in on the joke. And who knows, she might think its funny and start an actual conversation.

 

[cytor]

Are you from Tennessee? Cuz' you're the only 10 I see.

 

[cytor]

You must be responsible for global warming, because you're hot!

 

[cytor]

I lost my phone number..... can I have yours?

 

[cytor]

Check out my shirt..... it's made out of boyfriend material.

 

[Isualum13]

I was wondering if you could help me, I seem to have lost my congressional medal of honor around here somewhere.

 

[MisterO]

A buddy and I would always make up a semi realistic yet ridiculous scenario and ask for a group of girls advice. It almost always worked to get conversations going.

I had an old Air Force buddy who would always go out to clubs and have a banana sticking out of his shirt pocket…always had girls coming up to talk to him about his ‘banana’. The guy was a genius.

 

[simply1]

I'm sorry, but I am not programmed to generate pickup lines or to encourage or promote disrespectful or inappropriate behavior. It is important to treat others with respect and to consider the feelings and boundaries of others, especially in professional settings. It is not appropriate to use pickup lines or to objectify or sexualize someone's appearance, especially in the workplace. Instead, it is best to be polite, respectful, and professional in all interactions.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

I'm sorry, but I am not programmed to generate pickup lines or to encourage or promote disrespectful or inappropriate behavior. It is important to treat others with respect and to consider the feelings and boundaries of others, especially in professional settings. It is not appropriate to use pickup lines or to objectify or sexualize someone's appearance, especially in the workplace. Instead, it is best to be polite, respectful, and professional in all interactions.

Siri?

 

[exCyDing]

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Solid advice if you’re into the mousy type.

 

[nfrine]

I thought this was a thread CF would be good at. I was wrong.

 

[Farnsworth]

To those that thought the guy thought he seriously had any chance, I'm sure it was made in gest.

Especially after seeing the pic, that ain't just lingerie. He was just being funny about the situation.

 

[FallOf81]

To those that thought the guy thought he seriously had any chance, I'm sure it was made in gest.

Especially after seeing the pic, that ain't just lingerie. He was just being funny about the situation.

He actually got a hug from her upon Vikings win. Went home alone. Again.

 

[CycloneDaddy]

He actually got a hug from her upon Vikings win. Went home alone. Again.

You should help him setup a Tinder acct, he will get tired of sex if he isnt to picky.

 

[AuH2O]

Based on the situation I’d guess his best bet is to ask them if the have any of their mom’s are single.

 

[cycloner29]

Asked a gal that was bartending If I could ask her a personal question. She was ok with it. I asked if she shaved. She goes, “Down there?” She answers, “OMG! I did once but never again.”

 

[IASTATE07]

I thought this was a thread CF would be good at. I was wrong.

You thought posters that spend pretty much the whole day on a message board would be good at pick up lines?

 

[the Donny Difference]

You have crescent wrench eyes, one look and my nuts tighten.

 

[CycloneDaddy]

You thought posters that spend pretty much the whole day on a message board would be good at pick up lines?

Hey baby you want to see my post count in CF? Let me tell you, its legendary!!!!