Excuse me, I think you dropped something on the floor. No wait, that's my jaw.
Pickup Line Help
- Thread starter FallOf81
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Daughter is at the Vikings game and took a pic of a persons phone in front of her and a text the guy sent said “Your boobs look juicy”.
Try that.
Try that.
How ‘bout you let me knock the stuffin outta that egg McMuffin…
Nothing signals “un-fuckable” like hitting on bar staff. Truly a desperate move.
Are you an archeologist?
Because I have a giant bone for you to examine
Because I have a giant bone for you to examine
Are you rich? Otherwise hot bartenders in lingerie in Dallas won't give you the time of day. So, just start talking to them about how rich you are. Might work.
I’m sure the “opportunity “ has passed by now, but no offense to your friend…if he needs help with his game, he has 0 chance at a bartender. And the lingerie doesn’t mean more available, it means they make more money off guys like him.
Does the carpet match the drapes?
Nice shoes wanna ****.
Hey I’m Microsoft can I crash at your place?
Hey I might not be hung like a horse, but I can lick the bottom of a Pringle’s can.
My love for you is like diarrhea I just can’t hold it in.
Say You’re such a dickfor, she asks what’s a dickfor? you say bend over and I’ll show you.
OR don’t do any of these as it’s unlikely, just don’t be creepy, treat her them with respect.
Nice shoes wanna ****.
Hey I’m Microsoft can I crash at your place?
Hey I might not be hung like a horse, but I can lick the bottom of a Pringle’s can.
My love for you is like diarrhea I just can’t hold it in.
Say You’re such a dickfor, she asks what’s a dickfor? you say bend over and I’ll show you.
OR don’t do any of these as it’s unlikely, just don’t be creepy, treat her them with respect.
At a place like that you could always lead off by asking about their bullet scars and/or knife wounds.
Move on to the child bearing stretch marks
either way.....always keep your head on a swivel leaving a joint like that.
Move on to the child bearing stretch marks
either way.....always keep your head on a swivel leaving a joint like that.
Do you have any kids? Would you like me to put one in you?
(actual pick-up line used on our friend in the building! Didn't work, obviously. The dude has since moved to The Villages "because he couldn't get enough ***** here.")
(actual pick-up line used on our friend in the building! Didn't work, obviously. The dude has since moved to The Villages "because he couldn't get enough ***** here.")
