***Official Solomon Young Appreciation Thread***

[carvers4math]

Throwing some love out to Solo for falling on that cheapass little punk Forte on his undercut move.

 

[GTO]

-The world's second strongest man tried to put on Solomon Young's headband, but could not stretch it with his bare hands.
-Before Neil Armstrong could plant the United States flag on the moon, he had to remove a coin placed there by Solomon Young to mark the spot.
-Solomon Young's voice does not produce an echo.
-Anakin Skywalker is jealous of Solomon's midichlorian level.

 

[Dingus]

-The world's second strongest man tried to put on Solomon Young's headband, but could not stretch it with his bare hands.
-Before Neil Armstrong could plant the United States flag on the moon, he had to remove a coin placed there by Solomon Young to mark the spot.
-Solomon Young's voice does not produce an echo.
-Anakin Skywalker is jealous of Solomon's midichlorian level.

-1 for making me think of that awful 'Master Qui Gon, whatever are midichlorians?' line.

 

[GTO]

Words of wisdom: if you value your life you will not cross Solomon Young, and if you value your wife you will not introduce her to Solomon Young.

 

[madguy30]

Turns out that was not an earthquake today in Kansas City.

It was Forte getting fouled by Solomon Young.

 

[singsing]

Throwing some love out to Solo for falling on that cheapass little punk Forte on his undercut move.

After under cutting Jackson last week I grinned watching him limp off the floor.

 

[GTO]

-Solomon Young can be seen from space.
-Solomon Young can fold a fitted sheet perfectly.
-10 out of 10 dentists recommend Solomon Young.
-The original lyrics to U Can't Touch This contain a fine print section with something referred to as the "Solomon Young Exception Clause".

 

[bawbie]

For the record:

ISU is 14-1 when Young plays 15 minutes or more.

9-9 when he doesn't.

 

[GTO]

-Solomon Young is the reason Kong has never left Skull Island.
-Solomon can force choke Darth Vader.

 

[madguy30]

Solomon Young was smiling so much after Deonte Burton's ESPN Top 10 lob dunk that even West Virginia stopped fouling.

 

[Gunnerclone]

The kid just battles, love his toughness. If he is a reflection of the type of players Coach wants, we're going to be fine.

I think that SY has become something they didn't think they were going to get. He wasn't a 6'9" power player when he was being recruited. He's going to end up being a huge steal...in fact he already has been.

 

[GTO]

-Copperhead snakes have a Facebook post going around where they try to spot Solomon Young.
-During Solomon's recruitment, ISU committed to Solomon Young.
-Solomon Young knows the ending to the Neverending Story.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

Solomon loved skipping rocks as a child. They still skip to this day.

 

[madguy30]

-Copperhead snakes have a Facebook post going around where they try to spot Solomon Young.
-During Solomon's recruitment, ISU committed to Solomon Young.
-Solomon Young knows the ending to the Neverending Story.

Solomon Young posted in the CF Rivals Forum, and Iowa fans agreed with him.

 

[GTO]

Q: What do you get when you combine the mass of the Sun with the speed of light?
A: A coast-to-coast Solomon Young fast break.

 

[Cyched]

Death once had a near-Solomon Young experience

 

[GTO]

Death once had a near-Solomon Young experience

Medusa once locked eyes with Solomon Young. She instantly turned to stone.

 

[JM4CY]

Solomon young once went to the Virgin Islands. After that, it was just “The Islands”.

 

[GTO]

-Solomon Young CAN judge a book by its cover.
-Solomon Young can recite all the digits of Pi. All the way to the end. Yes. The end.
-Google Maps asks Solomon Young for directions.
-Wilt Chamberlain claims to have had sex with 20,000 women. Solomon Young calls that a slow Tuesday.

 

[ISUMojoMan]

Glad to see SY and this thread are back!