***Official Solomon Young Appreciation Thread***

[GTO]

Just wanted to start a Solomon Young appreciation thread and post some true facts about Solomon. I tried to make them similar to the Chuck Norrris ones but coming up with some of my own. Here are a few that missed the cut:

-Solomon Young once beat Guitar Hero using only an air guitar.
-Solomon's real parents sent him to Earth in a space capsule to save him from the destruction of their home world.
-In the case of a Godzilla attack, the US Government activates Solomon Young.
-Solomon Young is on the no-fly list. Reason? Too explosive.
-Superman has X-Ray vision. Solomon's vision will give you a full CAT scan.
-Solomon Young's proton pack can cross the streams.

Please post some of your own.

 

[Gunnerclone]

In 1995 Solomon Young took a dump:Frank Mason.

 

[SCyclone]

LeBron has a Solomon Young poster on the wall above his bed.

 

[Cyched]

Solomon Young is the one who knocks.

 

[GTO]

Solomon Young CAN handle the truth.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

Solomon Young rejected Bill Self's friend request

 

[acgclone]

I like Solomon. I see no reason why he can't be a 25-30 min/game - 11 & 7 guy for us next year.

If we can find 1-2 more Forwards that can put up 12 & 8 combined, then at least you have more production out of the post than we currently have.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

When Solomon eats Alphabits, every spoonful he picks up spells "awesome"

 

[coolerifyoudid]

The Kool-Aid Man knocks politely on Solomon's door and asks to come in.

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

Solomon Young is here to chew bubble gum and reject fool's shot attempts, and he's all out of bubble gum.

 

[CyArob]

Solomon Young is a pretty decent basketball player. Did I do that correctly?

 

[GTO]

Solomon Young ran before he could walk.

 

[SCyclone]

When Solomon was born, the doctor retired.

 

[carvers4math]

If we had some kind of Harry Potter time turner necklaces, we could just play five Solomon Youngs the entire 40 minutes and dominate, although I'm sure many would say that 200 minutes a game is just not enough SY for CY.

 

[IllinoisClone]

Superman wears Solomon Young pajamas to bed
Solomon Young once beat the sun in a staring contest

 

[bosco]

Solomon Young replaces toilet paper so it hangs over. Calls soda, pop and if he sees you while driving will acknowledge you with at least a two finger wave.

 

[GTO]

Solomon Young can split an atom. With his bare hands.

 

[GTO]

Solomon once drew a line in the dirt. It became known as the San Andreas fault.

 

[tim_redd]

Solomon Young once killed two stones with one bird.

 

[jcyclonee]

Can I vote for all of these, except the Candyman one? That movie still freaks me out.