Dear Offense,
The defense has looked terrible, but they have somehow kept you in the game. Texas--a great offense--has 23 points with 3:40 left in the 3rd. But you guys freaking have 7 against a TERRIBLE defense. The defense needs you to get your head out of your *** and go down the field and score.
And coach Mess, no matter who the QB is (and I think it should be JB), run the freaking ball!!!!!!!!!!!!! Very occasionally throw in a screen pass or other short pass, but run the ball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sincerely,
Fans