***Official Friday Confessions***

I've grown a magnificent mustache for the bachelor party I am attending this weekend. That is not my confession. My confession is that I am afraid that Chris Hanson will show up at this party and bust all of us as suspected pedophiles. I mean seriously, how can a group of mustached men be up to anything legal?

I also confess that I feel somewhat proud of my mustache. Most people think of my brother as the macho sibling since he played college football...McLovin can grow a better stache than he. My mustache is full and is beginning to soften instead of prickle. It also looks gloriously suspicious.

I met Chris Hansen one time. THANKFULLY, it was after a lecture he gave and afterward we talked...it was not in a random house where a young person offered me sweat tea and Chris came out of the pantry.

Side note....love catching those shows. "what are you doing?"
 
Dude, you are married. You can damn well check your wife's texts any time you want without her permission. You don't need her permission for any of that. When you are married, there are no secrets. People that get mad when spouses read their emails and texts, get mad b/c they have something to hide. If she ever gets ****** for you reading her texts, don't let her play that game and guilt you. She is the one in the wrong, not you.
 
For the inquiring minds that want to know:

First off, my wife and I have had our share of friction since getting married. It isn't that she doesn't get along with some of my family, but she isn't the hugest fan of them. I love her family, and they adore me, so that makes it harder for her to not get along with mine. She feels like I have two families, and she still only has one, and at times accuses her family of treating me better than her. What can I say -- people love me:wubclub:

All joking aside, the biggest issue has been infertility problems, which have been like a tornado in our marital trailer park. Neither of our faults, but still very tough...

My wife used to complain quite a bit about her job and thought about looking for another one, and then suddenly stopped, sounding more positive about going to work and her co-workers. She started texting a lot more at night while we were around the house, even when we were out to dinner sometimes, and had more plans for "girls night," which usually wasn't her thing very often.

My curiosity and suspicions got the best of me, so I grabbed her cell phone while she was in the shower and noticed that the texts were with some guy she works with. I only checked the volume of texts (there were a lot) but didn't check them for content. I also logged into her Facebook account (I'm not on FB) and noticed that she had friended him as well, but no suspicious content or discussions were shared between them through FB. Finally, I logged onto her work email remotely (she has the same password for everything) and found email conversations with this same guy, who is a co-worker. Surprise, surprise! The content of the emails was nothing too intimate, but you have to remember these are work email accounts. It was DEFINITELY flirtatious and inappropriate, in my opinion.

And Boom goes the Dynamite. That sums it up.

Yeah, that's a tough one. The whole problem lies in the fact that if you confront her you would have to admit that you were going through that stuff, which IMO isn't something she should be offended by with the changes taking place. Sure, she will claim you don't trust her, but is there a reason you shouldn't. It appears there is. I had the same thing happen to me although I wasn't married. I did confront it, trusted her and moved on. Maybe I was right, maybe I was wrong, I don't know. It really doesn't matter because it didn't work out anyway. I am also a touch paranoid though because I have been cheated on and I do have some insecurity issues I never had before that. I would confront it. I look at it this way: Even if everything works out, what if this was something more than a little flirtation? I'm the type of person that always hits these things head on because I want to know the answers.
 
In the total opposite direction of the bachelor party (marriage) discussion, I confess that I am 99% sure that my wife is having an affair. At this point, I think it is only an emotional affair and that she isn't sleeping with him (yet).

I haven't decided whether I will confront her about it, confront him about it, or whether I will just get out of Dodge.

My apologies for bringing the FriCon thread down...

Dude confront her as soon as possible. I've this situation before (with a gf, not a wife so not as serious) and it's not going to end well. It starts out as an emotional affair and then it turns into a physical affair. I made the mistake of brushing it off and I highly recommend doing the opposite. Maybe it will stop it, maybe it won't but you should at least try.
 
Dude, you are married. You can damn well check your wife's texts any time you want without her permission. You don't need her permission for any of that. When you are married, there are no secrets. People that get mad when spouses read their emails and texts, get mad b/c they have something to hide. If she ever gets ****** for you reading her texts, don't let her play that game and guilt you. She is the one in the wrong, not you.
Note to self: stop texting Mrs. Clones85'. Thank God we have that super secret e-mail address!
 
Dude, you are married. You can damn well check your wife's texts any time you want without her permission. You don't need her permission for any of that. When you are married, there are no secrets. People that get mad when spouses read their emails and texts, get mad b/c they have something to hide. If she ever gets ****** for you reading her texts, don't let her play that game and guilt you. She is the one in the wrong, not you.

Disagree.
 
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****! That blows (no pun intended). CyFan has your back!



On a brighter note, I confess that after 30 years my porn name came to me in a vision...Richard Jungle.

2 years ago we went as white trash for halloween. Before everyone came over for the party, we looked at ourselves and realized that we were not white trash, we were instead 80's pron stars. Our names were:

Rick Jizz
Don Dangler
Thunder Johnson
 
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Let's stop talking him into a frenzy, have a discussion with your wife before you decide the ***** is guilty. If you think she's lying or dodgey then maybe ask who she constantly texts while at dinner... etc.
 
2 years ago we went as white trash for halloween. Before everyone came over for the party, we looked at ourselves and realized that we were not white trash, we were instead 80's pron stars. Our names were:

Rick Jizz
Don Dangler
Thunder Johnson

Rick Dickman
 
Let's stop talking him into a frenzy, have a discussion with your wife before you decide the ***** is guilty. If you think she's lying or dodgey then maybe ask who she constantly texts while at dinner... etc.

I am pretty sure I have to find a way to catch her in a lie, which will be easier than asking about who she texts, because she will just say it is her sister.
 
Dude, you are married. You can damn well check your wife's texts any time you want without her permission. You don't need her permission for any of that. When you are married, there are no secrets. People that get mad when spouses read their emails and texts, get mad b/c they have something to hide. If she ever gets ****** for you reading her texts, don't let her play that game and guilt you. She is the one in the wrong, not you.

I disagree as well.
 
2 years ago we went as white trash for halloween. Before everyone came over for the party, we looked at ourselves and realized that we were not white trash, we were instead 80's pron stars. Our names were:

Rick Jizz
Don Dangler
Thunder Johnson

Rep to you! The name Thunder Johnson alone just caused me to spit the diet coke I was drinking all over the monitor. Now I have to clean it up.

Confession: now thinking about a tatoo across my back that reads: "Thunder Johnson: Blasting breasts since 1982"
 
Jesus...he isn't even sure what is going on and you think he should get a lawyer? He's going to look pretty dumb when they are just friends. Women and men can actually be friends without ******* each other.

You obviously don't trust your wife so I would bring it up and ask her. Waiting for the "right time" or until you have evidence will eat you up. Just ask her.

Yeah, I used to think that friends thing to.:confused:
 
I confess that I can't decide which variety of confession thread is less enjoyable to read, the tragedy of getting cheated on, or 500 posts about guys who think it's a confession that they have had a BM recently.
 
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Update from last week on the new lady at work. Yesterday her friend died in a motorcycle accident (whoda guessed) and she is explaining to this other lady how he never got that drunk and rode he prob only had about 10 beers. This other lady just had a wtf look on her face. She then went on to say i just loved his ***** but didnt use that word. Later she xplained she only dates guys in there 20's. Shes 40 looks 50, were all like ok. And then she was explaining how shes going downtown this wkend to find dudes and back in the day she went down there and her husband beat the crap outta her. Last night she musta got a spray tan cause she looks like an orange. Oh and she smells like hairspray

I confess I am not sure what word the asterisks represent.
 
I confess that I can't decide which variety of confession thread is less enjoyable to read, the tragedy of getting cheated on, or 500 posts about guys who think it's a confession that they have had a BM recently.

Bathroom humor does tend to be funny, because we can all relate. I'd add more to this post, but I gotta go...I'll let you know about it when I get back.