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***Official Friday Confessions Thread***

Marcus Fizer's rookie season...he was back in Ames and I saw him at the gas station on Welch....looking at adult magazines. That was a reality check.....he may have fame and fortune, but he chose to come back and spend his time that way? Still can't shake that image whenever I hear about him to this day...even now that he is a minister!:swoon:
 
Used to live in Ames and make at least one game a year so hopefully that puts me at least a couple of steps above a tavernhawk. I want to go into Accounting or Actuary Science. My uncles family went to ND and thats where I want to go. Looking at Michigan and Wisconsin too. All about the $
 
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oldman said:
I appreciate the input for my daughter's laptop computer purchase. Unfortunately, my wife felt her "experts" were more informed than my cy fanatics and bought one without closing the deal with me. Wives are like dogs, the older they get the more stubborn they are.
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Demanded the "French Maid" outfit?
 
Somebody put two dozen cherry vanilla yogurts in the fridge at work. They take up so much room with everyone else's stuff in there that I had nowhere to put my lunch. So I ate one. I plan to continue to "thin the herd" over the next few days.
 
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When i was single, I saw this attractive hawkeye girl and was going to ask her out, but then she handed me my food and I just drove out of the drive through.
 
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price26 said:
Broke up with my girlfriend (of a few months) last weekend. Have a date with a girl this weekend.
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Dude yougotta stay single until after V-Day to avoid having to purchase a gift for a new girl on V-Day.

Come man, think it through!
 
247cy said:
Somebody put two dozen cherry vanilla yogurts in the fridge at work. They take up so much room with everyone else's stuff in there that I had nowhere to put my lunch. So I ate one. I plan to continue to "thin the herd" over the next few days.
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Got tired of people stealing my yogurt out of the refrigerator at work. I doctored up 2 dozen containers of cherry vanilla and left them in the fridge. Someone already took one, LOL! Bastard would be sick as a dog if he knew what I put in there.
 
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247cy said:
Somebody put two dozen cherry vanilla yogurts in the fridge at work. They take up so much room with everyone else's stuff in there that I had nowhere to put my lunch. So I ate one. I plan to continue to "thin the herd" over the next few days.
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I've worked at several different facilities for the same company, and at several of them people use the fridge as if it were their own personal fridge too. They practically buy groceries and store all kinds of stuff in there.

Not only does this make me want to flip out on them and throw all their crap away, but these same people are the ones that snack all day long and then complain about being overweight and seem to have no idea how it could happen.
 
Speakig of V-Day, I have a "confession".

When I was in college, I broke up with a girl on Valentines Day. We were together that morning, and I just got annoyed with her and broke it off. She was crushed and I didn't really care. We had been dating for a few months and it had been a pretty one sided relationship for a while. I just didn't like her that much.

Anyways, that night I went to a big V-Day party at a friends house and ended up making out with another girl. Of course my ex showed up at the party, probably hoping to get me back or something, and saw me hanging out with the other girl. Again, more crushed.

To top it all off, my ex had made me a bunch of cookies for V-Day and arranged them in a decorative bucket. She gave me the bucket a day or so later, probably hoping to make me feel guilty.

Now that I think of it, it probably wasn't a good idea to eat all of the cookies, she might have laced them with ex-lax or something. But I didn't think it through at the time.

Those cookies tasted great. I could almost taste the salty tears of my ex.





Unfortunately, I saw my ex all the time after that (we were both in band) and pretty much every time she saw me she got this sad look on her face. My bad I guess.
 
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I got to work today wearing a new pair of pants that I bought over the weekend. They are a pretty nice pair of pants and I paid a little more than usual for them. I tried them on at the store, they fit great, really accentuated my buttocks, looked really good on me. I got to work today, sat down in my chair, bent down to tie my shoes and noticed that the seam along my crotch is completely blasted open. Doesn't even appear to have ever been sewed up. The hole is big enough that if I were to sit with one leg crossed over the other, my cattle could roam if you catch what I'm saying. This could either turn out to be a glorious day or a career ender depending on how I play my cards.
 
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When they had that mascot challenge for capital one my 4 year old loved watching the videos. His favorite was Oregon states. He would walk around the house, especially with company over and yell, "nobody's gonna mess with my beaver, nobody". Company would always looked confused.
 
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CloneFan4 said:
Used to live in Ames and make at least one game a year so hopefully that puts me at least a couple of steps above a tavernhawk. I want to go into Accounting or Actuary Science. My uncles family went to ND and thats where I want to go. Looking at Michigan and Wisconsin too. All about the $
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Tavernclone is spewing out of you. It's a nasty cologne. :D
 
Spent all day yesterday moving corn off a ground pile at one of our locations. All the grain dust got in my eyes. Today my eyes are so red it looks like I smoked a pound of weed.
 
something else from me. im disappointed that cyclones.com doesnt send out voice clips from the games anymore. last year they sent a bunch out from basketball games. the only text alerts ive received are womens tix available and a 10% off code for cy's locker room today. has something changed with those?
 
cyhiphopp said:
Speakig of V-Day, I have a "confession".

When I was in college, I broke up with a girl on Valentines Day. We were together that morning, and I just got annoyed with her and broke it off. She was crushed and I didn't really care. We had been dating for a few months and it had been a pretty one sided relationship for a while. I just didn't like her that much.

Anyways, that night I went to a big V-Day party at a friends house and ended up making out with another girl. Of course my ex showed up at the party, probably hoping to get me back or something, and saw me hanging out with the other girl. Again, more crushed.

To top it all off, my ex had made me a bunch of cookies for V-Day and arranged them in a decorative bucket. She gave me the bucket a day or so later, probably hoping to make me feel guilty.

Now that I think of it, it probably wasn't a good idea to eat all of the cookies, she might have laced them with ex-lax or something. But I didn't think it through at the time.

Those cookies tasted great. I could almost taste the salty tears of my ex.





Unfortunately, I saw my ex all the time after that (we were both in band) and pretty much every time she saw me she got this sad look on her face. My bad I guess.
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You just earned an upgrade to your man-card. Well done!
 
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