Kolar Status

[Cyburbbalz]

What's really eerie about this for me is that just this morning I was thinking I wonder who is injured and won't play this week. It seems like they always try to hide something like this and then bam it's Kolar again! Go ahead and curse me I deserve it.

 

[Aclone]

What's really eerie about this for me is that just this morning I was thinking I wonder who is injured and won't play this week. It seems like they always try to hide something like this and then bam it's Kolar again! Go ahead and curse me I deserve it.

Umm…we aren’t going to curse you.

Got the tar and feathers ready, boys? I brought the pitchforks and torches!

 

[IlliniCy]

This thread is gold, Jerry! GOLD!

 

[RustShack]

So are we actually sure whether or not Kolar will be out?

He’s in a boot, but it’s not serious. Could miss the game against UNI for more healing time, could play a limited amount of snaps, could be fine.

Im guessing he tests it the day of, likely plays at least some snaps, and there’s a chance our backups take over at some point anyways.

 

[CycloneVet]

If there is any doubt than I don’t want him playing this week

 

[huntt26]

This was on instagram as a comment for a CF post (take this rumor how you wish...) a few days ago: "Saw him walking out the facility with a boot on riding a scooter "

 

[huntt26]

What's really eerie about this for me is that just this morning I was thinking I wonder who is injured and won't play this week. It seems like they always try to hide something like this and then bam it's Kolar again! Go ahead and curse me I deserve it.

Yeah, pretty much every year there is a surprise injury or suspension for the first game.

 

[CtownCyclone]

So are we actually sure whether or not Kolar will be out?

Told you, adamantium infusion. Trust me, I'm super Premium. Kolar will never be broken again. Unless he needs to use a fork. Then, all bets are off.

 

[tim_redd]

Told you, adamantium infusion. Trust me, I'm super Premium. Kolar will never be broken again. Unless he needs to use a fork. Then, all bets are off.

Makes sense that he can't use silverware properly due to the magnetic effect of the adamantium.

 

[Cychl82]

Oh god….cmon not this rumor crap lol

 

[CycloneErik]

Told you, adamantium infusion. Trust me, I'm super Premium. Kolar will never be broken again. Unless he needs to use a fork. Then, all bets are off.

I like it. We should listen to this one more often.

 

[Remo Gaggi]

I heard ferris is really sick

That’s the word at 31 Flavors.

 

[StClone]

Pasta Bowl injury.

 

[Rabbuk]

Makes sense that he can't use silverware properly due to the magnetic effect of the adamantium.

Couldn't he just use plastic ware?

 

[CyclonimusPrime]

Couldn't he just use plastic ware?

No way dude. This is 2021. Think of the oceans (*I slowly sip a beverage from a styrofoam cup while typing this reply).