Just wet farted...

[cowgirl836]

I'm hoping they forget by their real party on Saturday.

I feel like 4 year olds remember the things you want them to forget, forever.

 

[ArgentCy]

Does anyone not believe in the phrase Too Much Information anymore? Seriously, not everything needs to be uploaded to the intertubes...

 

[jcyclonee]

Today is my twins' fourth birthday. Pretty sure the are going to remember this day... Arby's is dead to me.

Yes. This is the day Daddy came home from work early for their birthday.

 

[cdnlngld]

Yesterday my oldest(10) had a girl over to the house that he has a crush on..... he came upstairs to get something and I was in the bathroom "taking care of business" when he went back downstairs and proceeded to announce to her that his dad was upstairs pooping...... good god, I could have killed him.

 

[00clone]

I hope for everyone's sake this is a short commute.

Well, it was definitely a sh*a*rt commute.

 

[cdnlngld]

It may not have been Araby's fault there is something going around. I started to feel bad last thurs. night. I ended up calling in to work sick the next day. I was not right until Sunday evening. The cramping was horrible!

 

[jcyclonee]

Did anybody else get excited when they went to the Recent Threads forum and noticed a new post from BKLYNCyclone?

 

[jcyclonee]

Can you tell me which Arby's you got lunch from? I may want to avoid it in the near future.

 

[stormchaser2014]

Can you tell me which Arby's you got lunch from? I may want to avoid it in the near future.

This. Will be in Minny next weekend, and I have some Arby's coupons to use.

 

[ribsnwhiskey]

It may not have been Araby's fault there is something going around. I started to feel bad last thurs. night. I ended up calling in to work sick the next day. I was not right until Sunday evening. The cramping was horrible!

Typo?

Also, gross thread is gross.

 

[BKLYNCyclone]

More likely Taco Bell.

I don't go there any more.... Obvious like-clockwork reasons.

 

[jcyclonee]

Does anyone not believe in the phrase Too Much Information anymore? Seriously, not everything needs to be uploaded to the intertubes...

True. However, this is not one of those cases. The more information about BKLYNCyclone's wet farts, the better.

 

[jcyclonee]

I don't go there any more.... Obvious like-clockwork reasons.

And they don't have Potato Ole's.

 

[SaraV]

Poor sphincter control is a growing epidemic. But where's our ribbon!?

Isn't it the brown one?

Never Forget.

 

[EnhancedFujita]

Maybe I'm just getting old, but when did this "wet fart" or sh*art become a thing?

As far as I'm concerned there are only two states:

1. Normal (I'd say dry but we're adults, not toddlers)
2. I **** (pooped) myself

I don't think we need an intermediary state here, those two seem to cover it.

 

[55dB]

This is definitely a PSA for avoiding Arby's.

 

[jcyclonee]

Typo?

Also, gross thread is gross.

Also, awesome thread is awesome.

 

[carvers4math]

Should be good.... Right? My mom just arrived from iowa... Kids couldn't wait to tell her daddy pooped his pants.

You better man up and do the laundry yourself.

 

[CRcyclone6]

Should have taken BKLYNCY to my upper and lower scopes this morn.

 

[aeroclone]

why do your children need to know about this! Save the innocent!

If you cancel their party because "Daddy **** his pants", they will be scarred for life.

Better they find out from dad instead of some random kid on the playground.