Just wet farted...

[MeowingCows]

What sets a ***** apart is the expectation of what is about to happen. If you think it's going to be a fart and some **** comes out, that's a *****. Totally different than someone who ***** themselves because they just can't hold it anymore. It's science.

Is this one of those fill-in-the-blank things, like a Madlib?

"What sets a puppy apart is the expectation of what is about to happen. If you think it's going to be a fart and some beer comes out, that's a melon. Totally different than someone who bends themselves because they can't hold it anymore. It's science.

 

[StratCY]

Is this one of those fill-in-the-blank things, like a Madlib?

"What sets a puppy apart is the expectation of what is about to happen. If you think it's going to be a fart and some beer comes out, that's a melon. Totally different than someone who bends themselves because they can't hold it anymore. It's science.

This, this made me laugh. Well done.

 

[Bret44]

I was just going to leave and then poop when I got where I was going. Thanks for changing my mind Brooklyn.

You are a Goddamned hero today.

 

[cdnlngld]

Now that the excitement is over, feel like reading a good book. Where did I put "Everyone Poops" 12 years ago when I got the youngest completely trained?

I want to write a book tittled "everyone poops.... their pants".....

I stand by the statement, that if someone tells you they have never ******* themselves, they are a confirmed liar!

 

[CloneinWDSM]

Any one else being super cautious about their farts now at work?

 

[JM4CY]

Has anyone actually witnessed as a spectator this event occurring? I have. It's amazing.

 

[carvers4math]

I was just going to leave and then poop when I got where I was going. Thanks for changing my mind Brooklyn.

You are a Goddamned hero today.

Maybe Brooklyn can do a public service announcement.

 

[jcyclonee]

I should never have posted this. Nevermind.

 

[Pitt_Clone]

I am just now winding down from the events in this thread. It kinda feels like I just had sex. Anybody else getting this feeling?

 

[JM4CY]

Wow. Wtf?

 

[oldman]

I want to write a book tittled "everyone poops.... their pants".....

I stand by the statement, that if someone tells you they have never ******* themselves, they are a confirmed liar!

Not since I was potty trained, but I expect it will happen. Had a few close calls.

 

[Schfinkter]

Poor sphincter control is a growing epidemic. But where's our ribbon!?

Tell me about it.. story of my life..

 

[CloneinWDSM]

I am just now winding down from the events in this thread. It kinda feels like I just had sex. Anybody else getting this feeling?

Idk what type of sex you're having.

 

[Pitt_Clone]

Wow. Wtf?

Huh? Just saying that reading this thread did not give the same feeling as having just had sex. Only meant it in good fun, sorry if it came across ******.

 

[inCyteful]

This thread officially owes me for 3 broken ribs and a computer cleaning....

 

[NorthCyd]

Now that the excitement is over, feel like reading a good book. Where did I put "Everyone Poops" 12 years ago when I got the youngest completely trained?

When I read your post my mind substituted "excitement" with "excrement". I got to stay off CF for a while.

 

[dmclone]

Next time this needs to be periscoped.

 

[JM4CY]

Huh? Just saying that reading this thread did not give the same feeling as having just had sex. Only meant it in good fun, sorry if it came across ******.

Meant to direct it at the original post, not its. I also do not feel as though I just got laid. I would like to though.

 

[cowgirl836]

When I read your post my mind substituted "excitement" with "excrement". I got to stay off CF for a while.

well I think either applies in this case.

 

[Pitt_Clone]

I should never have posted this. Nevermind.