Just wet farted...

[BKLYNCyclone]

Serious cramps on the way home. Meat sweats to boot. Not sure how bad the initial damage was as the secondary damage was not good.

 

[cowgirl836]

Today is my twins' fourth birthday. Pretty sure the are going to remember this day... Arby's is dead to me.

why do your children need to know about this! Save the innocent!

If you cancel their party because "Daddy **** his pants", they will be scarred for life.

 

[cowgirl836]

hmmmm, they just put in an Arby's by us and DH is all yes! I like curly fries!

I shall send this thread to him as a warning.

 

[BKLYNCyclone]

Pulled into the driveway, was about to get out of my car and the mailman walked by my door... Waited for him to deliver and go to the next house. Bags I was sitting on went to the garbage cans sitting at the curb

 

[BKLYNCyclone]

I walked into the house and wife gave me a weird look. I turned around and she starts laughing

 

[dgwyer44]

First of all, it's a "sh-art"

2nd of all...I just shared this thread on my Facebook and Twitter with hopes I'm friends with someone you work with

 

[JP4CY]

This thread would be better if BKLYN was supposed to pick up his kids from school and forgot to do that because he shat his pants and had to hurry home. :smile:

 

[BKLYNCyclone]

Sitting on the can now. Gonna need a shower. Kids are making fun of me.

 

[no2cyclones]

Only one borderline inappropriate post. This is hilarious. Put this up there with the guy who forgot to pick up his kid from school!

 

[BKLYNCyclone]

Having second thoughts about having disposed of my troubled shorts in the laundry chute, but it was right next to the toilet...

 

[BKLYNCyclone]

Maybe it's cuz I'm living it... But the anticipation/hilariousness of snowcraig's 2 events will always be tops in my book.

 

[ruxCYtable]

 

[cowgirl836]

Having second thoughts about having disposed of my troubled shorts in the laundry chute, but it was right next to the toilet...

now is the part where your wife goes from laughing to stabbing you in the eye.

 

[VeloClone]

I thought it ironic that when on youtube immediately after reading this thread I got this ad. Apparently they were reading right along:

[video=youtube;ZKLnhuzh9uY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKLnhuzh9uY[/video]

 

[BKLYNCyclone]

Tomorrow is going to be interesting at the office. Dreading making eye contact with anyone.

 

[BKLYNCyclone]

We keep poopourri poo-tonium at our office in NYC... Clients get a good laugh.

 

[cdnlngld]

I believe that once the contents of said "wet fart" leave the skin and contact the underwear it officially becomes ******** ones pants....

Once it has bled through the underwear and contacted the offenders trousers it most definitely becomes ******** ones pants.

 

[BKLYNCyclone]

now is the part where your wife goes from laughing to stabbing you in the eye.

I rolled them up with the affected areas in the middle.

 

[BKLYNCyclone]

I rolled them up with the affected areas in the middle.

Should be good.... Right? My mom just arrived from iowa... Kids couldn't wait to tell her daddy pooped his pants.

 

[BKLYNCyclone]

I'm hoping they forget by their real party on Saturday.