How to Escape From A Cheetah

[JM4CY]

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[CascadeClone]

Cheetahs can top out at 75mph. But only top out at 160 lbs. you got a better chance fighting than running.

Maybe. But their claws and teeth are a hell of a lot bigger than yours. And they've evolved to murder for survival.

You better hope to land a good punch and convince it to go look for easier prey before it gets its teeth into your neck and rips out your throat. Cuz that's what they do.

 

[SolterraCyclone]

Maybe. But their claws and teeth are a hell of a lot bigger than yours. And they've evolved to murder for survival.

You better hope to land a good punch and convince it to go look for easier prey before it gets its teeth into your neck and rips out your throat. Cuz that's what they do.

Oh I agree. Odds are not good for you. But no one is outrunning it, so fighting it is your only chance.

We’re lucky we’re intelligent, because there aren’t many wild carnivores humans could take in just a bare knuckle fight

 

[Prone2Clone]

Do cheetahs really even attack humans? I didn't think they were much of a threat.

 

[Cyclonepride]

Cheetahs can top out at 75mph. But only top out at 160 lbs. you got a better chance fighting than running.

Anyone that thinks you can fight a 160 lb cat has never tried to give a 10 lb cat a bath

 

[houjix]

Anyone that thinks you can fight a 160 lb cat has never tried to give a 10 lb cat a bath

So you're saying, throw water in its face and then attack. Got it.

 

[qwerty]

Do cheetahs really even attack humans? I didn't think they were much of a threat.

I believe their threat level is just above that of quicksand.

 

[PSYclone22]

Cheetahs' massive tails allow them to change direction quickly even at high speeds. I'll just do what humans do best and jog until it's out of energy and already ripped my right arm off.

 

[ClonesTwenty1]

Shoot it before it gets to you. Who the hell is wandering around the middle of Africa or wherever they live without something to defend themselves?

This is the way

 

[Cyclonepride]

So you're saying, throw water in its face and then attack. Got it.

Yes, and please report back (if you can)

 

[FallOf81]

Just run faster than the other people in your group.

 

[BCClone]

Just run faster than the other people in your group.

Or push one over.

 

[BoxsterCy]

I just going to throw down a bag of these and walk away.

 

[madguy30]

Maybe. But their claws and teeth are a hell of a lot bigger than yours. And they've evolved to murder for survival.

You better hope to land a good punch and convince it to go look for easier prey before it gets its teeth into your neck and rips out your throat. Cuz that's what they do.

Yeah heck trying to fight a house cat would not go well for a lot of people.

 

[nfrine]

Cheetahs can top out at 75mph. But only top out at 160 lbs. you got a better chance fighting than running.

If something that weighs 160 lbs hits you at 75mph, you will feel it...for a brief moment.

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

Need a fifth option: your ****ed because you not out running a cheetah.

 

[NWICY]

Yeah heck trying to fight a house cat would not go well for a lot of people.

Whenever your messing around with a grumpy cat leather gloves are a good recommendation.