Hilton Urinals

[FallOf81]

I can’t say I ever number 2 at school.

Four years of holding your shi*? That must have been a hell of a dump when you went home for breaks.

 

[BCClone]

Zero chance I'd drop a deuce in a river town high school shitter without a locked door.

Even then it would have to be a Code Brown before I'd give it a go

Anytime I was in the bathroom when someone did, some weirdo freshman or middle schooler would stare at them.

 

[BCClone]

Four years of holding your shi*? That must have been a hell of a dump when you went home for breaks.

I went to public schools. So I was home every night.

 

[NetflixAndClone]

 

[AllInForISU]

I can’t say I ever number 2 at school.

Same. If I did, I have it blocked from memory.

 

[Saul_T]

I can’t say I ever number 2 at school.

I've never understood how people can just hold their **** in. When I have to poop, I have to poop. On the way home from Chicago once, we had to pull over for an emergency dump situation for someone else in the car. It was a disgusting looking gas station with an outside bathroom entrance. The most beautiful, well maintained bathroom I've ever pooped in.

 

[mustangcy]

You want a good basketball team or nice urninals? I choose basketball team. We barely have the money to pay these guys, pee outside if you ask me.

 

[JayV]

Will they be auctioned off? Asking for a friend.

Was thinking the same thing. I want a full perimeter urinal trough in my garage.

 

[CloneSt8]

If I am remembering correctly, when Hilton first opened the mens restrooms had long troughs. They were later replaced with individual urinals during a remodeling.

 

[awd4cy]

I've never understood how people can just hold their **** in. When I have to poop, I have to poop. On the way home from Chicago once, we had to pull over for an emergency dump situation for someone else in the car. It was a disgusting looking gas station with an outside bathroom entrance. The most beautiful, well maintained bathroom I've ever pooped in.

Not healthy to hold it in all the time.

 

[SayMyName]

Wait, where exactly are these sucking urinals that are spoken of? May have a friend who is interested...

 

[ImJustKCClone]

Lew added his vote under my name as I have no practical experience with them.

 

[farm85]

 

[Saul_T]

Was thinking the same thing. I want a full perimeter urinal trough in my garage.

Shoot, I'd install it on the outside of my house in the backyard. That's typically where we entertain and I figure if it's getting late and we've had a few brewskies, why not just let it rip on the side of the house? It could even double as a drinking trough for my dog! Would obviously need to shut the water off in the winter.

 

[Cycsk]

I was at an airport in India years ago. They were in the process of upgrading the men's bathroom and had installed optical flushers that released water when someone stepped away. However, they hadn't tied it into the plumbing, other than a pipe that dropped the urine in an open channel on the floor along the wall. Smelled horrible.

 

[cyclones500]

@cyclones500 notable post nomination

Added! That is a good one.

 

[dawgpound]

One more year. Enjoy them while they last.

Two words. Piss Wall.

Delaware's stadium just runs (or at least used to) water down a concrete block wall with a drain at the bottom and you just piss on the wall on 3 sides of the room. Nothing will ever be more convenient or perfect.

This is incredible

 

[cyclones500]

We didn't even have walls. Poor shitters just out in the open.

But it was the 80s and we liked it

We had the same thing in elementary school.

Few of us dared to go #2, unless it was unavoidable.

 

[cyclones500]

I'm still waiting for someone to say, "Pee before you leave for the game, then you should be able to get through a couple of hours without using the facilities."

 

[KennyPratt42]

Oddly enough one of the weirder things I've ever seen at an Iowa State basketball game happened at the urinals during a Kansas game (this was probably around 10 years ago). A Kansas fan, in some sort of weird power move, decided to pee into the urinal of the Iowa St. fan next to him. He and the Iowa St. fan had been trash talking back and forth while standing in line.