Favorite quotes.

[TedFlintKansas]

F%& em if they can't take a joke

 

[Cycl1]

I did not read through this thread, but I doubt this one was mentioned. I even have a shirt with the quote that I love.

"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx

I intend to live forever, or die trying.-


another Groucho Marx

 

[Tailg8er]

"I'm the man who has the ball. I'm the man who can throw it faster than ****. So that is why i am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my *** and suck my ****... everyone."

- Kenny f'in Powers

 

[WAP311]

"Show a pretty lady, then follow up with a kid" The late Arne Harris

 

[WAP311]

"I'm just like an owl, I don't give a hoot!" Si from Duck Dynasty

 

[Tedcyclone]

I am a century old, an impossible
age, and my brain has no anchor in
the present. Instead it drifts nearly
always to the same shore.

Today, as most days, is 1962
The year I discovered love.

 

[Cycsk]

"That is another CYCLONE FIRST DOWN!"

 

[fatkid1974]

"You're young and you got your health, H.I., whatch you need a job fer."


"I don't know who's running the projector in my head but he's very immature."

 

[ISUAlum2002]

"I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ***....and I'm all out of bubble gum."

"If you put your mind to it, you can accomplish anything."

 

[Cyvilian]

I love the opening day of deer season more than any other day of the year. It's like Christmas, with guns!
Remnar Soady

 

[ShopTalk]

i have never pooped a 10 pound turd, but i would tell everyone if i did.

I'd take a picture. And maybe show it to you if you begged and paid in cash.

 

[jdoggivjc]

My brother's in a wheel chair because of a freak accident as a kid. One day we were playing touch football and he fell off the roof.

 

[cyclonespiker33]

I'm happier than a hungry baby in a titty bar.

-Ronnie from Lizard Lick Towing

 

[00clone]

"+i++ies and beer": Prolly someone, or else me.

 

[Tailg8er]

"You're a peppy little spit-f*ck, aren't ya?"

"Ever see a lion 'limber up' before taking down a gazelle?"

- Tallahassee

 

[Cycl1]

"You're a peppy little spit-f*ck, aren't ya?"

"Ever see a lion 'limber up' before taking down a gazelle?"

- Tallahassee

Tallahassee: Here's the deal: I'm not easy to get along with, and I'm sensing you're a bit of a *****.

 

[ruxCYtable]

I have a brand new favorite quote that comes from, shall we say, an "elder" co-worker:

"There's nothing wrong with hard work. But a man's a damn fool if he can get it easier."

 

[SerenityNow]

As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly...

Best show on TV in my childhood.

"Those aren't pillows"

 

[CRcyclone6]

"Touchdown Jamaine Billups!!"

 

[CynadoAlley]

"Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right."

Dad's a basketball coach. We'd have a quote of the day at the start of practice everyday, and when a random player was asked later on what it was, if he didn't get it right the team ran suicides. Needless to say, kids started memorizing things.