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That is a fantastic pirate, there. Do you have to surround the sarcastic comment with the pirates, or just place a Jimlad in front of the sarcastic sentence, or maybe at the end. TIA.
 
why do the ksu boys wear knee high rubber farmer boots??????

it helps them to hold the ewe's hind legs in correct position!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Fantastic.

Farmageddon will be a very exciting game to watch, and the outcome will go far in determining who will win the north this year. :jimlad: arrrrg
 
CycloneCarl said:
Hey hay farmer Pete, you better build a huge pile of hay on your hay farm before the game on saterday. That way when are footballers beat the tar out of yers you can go on back to your hay farm and burn that huge pile of hay to the ground and make yerself feel better. :biglaugh:
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CyKatz said:
It has been determined that a lot of ISU fans are unaware of the use of sarcasm in this thread. Pete, try that italics thing and see if it works here.
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I have been wrong before, but why do KSU fans register with a cyclone sounding username?
 
Enginerd said:
Show these poor Kaystate fans some pity. First of all, they wear purple. I don't care who you are that just sucks. To make matters worse they sometimes voluntarily wear lavendar unis. They obviously have some issues they are still trying to get a handle on. I also feel sorry for them because no one cares about them. Even when they were good. They are just flat out ignored. They do not have a rival. KU and MU do not acknowledge they exist. They tried as hard as they could with NU to no avail. Thay are reduced to flaming websites for attention. What about that mascot? I know budgets are tight but can't they afford the rest of the costume besides that short bus paper mache head? The highlight of there season is "Harley Day" where they let a bunch of dirtbags drive their Harleys around the field before a game. I cannot make this up. I have to admit I am grateful that KSU exists. Where els are people going to go that cannot get into a real vet school?
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You had to edit that? Wow.
 
boy some people have been sucked in...thanks for the entertainment.
 
So...two asst iowa state bball coaches walk into a bar and the bartender says "what can i get ya?"
the iowa state asst bball coaches say "how about two bud light long neck bottles?"
and then the bartender goes "long necks? don't you two jokers mean fat necks? that head coach of yours has a really fat neck. gmafb here guys. how about a gin and tonic or something? " :confused:
 
rickdaris said:
So...two asst iowa state bball coaches walk into a bar and the bartender says "what can i get ya?"
the iowa state asst bball coaches say "how about two bud light long neck bottles?"
and then the bartender goes "long necks? don't you two jokers mean fat necks? that head coach of yours has a really fat neck. gmafb here guys. how about a gin and tonic or something? " :confused:
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JFC, what an old joke. :prolleyes:Arggghh. (love the pirate emoticons....very elite site, FWIW).

EMAC!
 
Kansas State is my second favorite school in the Big 12 and this is exactly why. They and Iowa State are pretty much the same in most aspects other than the fact they happend upon a fantastic coach in the late 80s and he did phenomenal things. (we however, were not so fortunate). Trash talking makes athletics fun. This thread has had me laughing hard (in the Gerdin computer lab mind you) at both sides.

Fantastic! Hope to see you guys in KC!
 
PeteKSUfans said:
JFC, what an old joke. :prolleyes:Arggghh. (love the pirate emoticons....very elite site, FWIW).

EMAC!
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EMAC! agree w/ the elite site stuff but what's up w/ the square faces though? why the need? lil help here guys? why the square faces? speaking of faces, reminds me of another super hilariouso joke...

Alright...so...a local walks into a bar in iowa and the bartender says "hey, why the long face?" and the local says "it's not really that long, it's just that i'm a meth head and i lost a lot of weight so my head is kinda disproportionate because of it and looks really long but if i gained the weight back it would look normal. anyway, cut me some slack man, it's been a tough day." :sad9cd:
 
rickdaris said:
So...two asst iowa state bball coaches walk into a bar and the bartender says "what can i get ya?"
the iowa state asst bball coaches say "how about two bud light long neck bottles?"
and then the bartender goes "long necks? don't you two jokers mean fat necks? that head coach of yours has a really fat neck. gmafb here guys. how about a gin and tonic or something? " :confused:
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That's so funny the last time I heard that I fell off my dinosaur.
 
rickdaris said:
So...two asst iowa state bball coaches walk into a bar and the bartender says "what can i get ya?"
the iowa state asst bball coaches say "how about two bud light long neck bottles?"
and then the bartender goes "long necks? don't you two jokers mean fat necks? that head coach of yours has a really fat neck. gmafb here guys. how about a gin and tonic or something? " :confused:
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not sure I get the joke.
 
It's a sad day when CF is overrun with K-State fans:no:

At least this thread has given me a couple laughs.
 
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