You'll be sleeping on the couch. How bad is that? It's like camping for adult males. At least that's what I've told myself.
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F) Apologize to kid IMMEDIATELY when she gets home and make sure she sees it.A) Admit your mistake right away
B) Tell her how you are planning to make it up to the family
C) Send wife flowers at work tomorrow
D) Do NOT check sports scores tonight
E) While you are getting reamed, just nod your head and apologize constantly
I don't expect any of this to help, but it might make the next 3 days bearable.
Just be naked when she shows up. She'll either give you some for the effort or just laugh. Either way, it's difficult to yell at a naked dude.
I always have dreams about planes crashing. Weird yes i know.
Ahhhh yes...the naked man.
Works what, 3/4 of the time?
Go to Sam's Club and get the Jergen's Valu-Saver pack.
And a **** load of paper towels.
I've emailed her a couple times, getting the silent treatment.
Fear is starting to mount....
Is anyone surprised by this post?