Ever have the same nightmare twice?

A) Admit your mistake right away

B) Tell her how you are planning to make it up to the family

C) Send wife flowers at work tomorrow

D) Do NOT check sports scores tonight

E) While you are getting reamed, just nod your head and apologize constantly




I don't expect any of this to help, but it might make the next 3 days bearable.
 
3 day bender at a local establishment, maybe she'll forget by Sunday.
 
A) Admit your mistake right away

B) Tell her how you are planning to make it up to the family

C) Send wife flowers at work tomorrow

D) Do NOT check sports scores tonight

E) While you are getting reamed, just nod your head and apologize constantly




I don't expect any of this to help, but it might make the next 3 days bearable.
F) Apologize to kid IMMEDIATELY when she gets home and make sure she sees it.

G) Have gift cert to spa ready to go.

H) Have bulletproof vest on.

I) Make sure the dishes are done and the house is vacuumed.
 
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LOL I dont think my girlfriend would be that ******, although it is pretty bad forgetting your kid somewhere.
 
We are gathered here today to remember our friend Snowcraig 2.0, who will be taken from us before his time.

He was a good poster, who will be remembered for entertaining us all, even up until his end.

His profile was 3 years old. R.I.P. Snowcraig, you will be missed




A funeral will be held for him tomorrow,
to be presided over by the Reverend Jimlad :jimlad:
 
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