Day Drinking ... Best Thing Ever or Second Best Thing Ever?

Its kind Of like morning sex, not always expected but usually turns out awesome.
 
All I have left is tequila and I'm too drunk to get other alcohol. Dilemma.
 
The dilemma is tequila leads to hangovers with teeth. Job interview at 10 am tmw.
 
Day drinking is known as "bonus time".
For me, day drinking and football season or vacationing are exclusive bedfellows, thus making day drinking significantly better.
 
Can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning!!!

Reminds me of a saying on the back of a shirt I saw while tailgating, "Times never wasted when your wasted all the time."

Day drinking rules, it starts while mowing and continues through the smoking. Then you start getting grabby with the little woman around 4 in the afternoon. Every once in a while she lets her guard down which leads to daytime sex. I take that back, day drinking is the second best thing ever.
 

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