My record-keeping has been even more sporadic than usual in past few months, but what the heck — here’s a catch-up of random notable posts I’ve spotted on CF, August thru Dec. 30. Hope it brings a little year-end amusement.
If you’re aware of any good ones I missed, feel free to add.
Some entries have been edited for brevity and clarity.
In case you missed it:
From the thread “Worst Fruit”
@CyCrazy: Any melons and bananas — those thing suck.
@Jeremy: Admit it, you just wanted a reason to say “banana” and “suck” in the same sentence.
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@dualthreat: This thread needs more pictures. Does anyone have any pictures of some nice big melons?
From "Iowa State, UNLV modify contract"
@Stewo: Moving (the game) 10 years into the future is weird to me. Seems pointless.
@3TrueFans: We'll probably be living on Mars by then.
From “Opting Out of the Politics Board”
@JM4CY: How long before people start asking how to opt out of the opt-out thread about opting out?
From “Friday OT: Bring it to the Masses”
@Angie: I think the world is largely unaware of how magical goat cheese is.
@cowgirl836: Goat cheese is ******* disgusting and I think I must now terminate our friendship.
From “Margins?” (following loss to UL)
@surly: How many ISU players were missing Saturday?
@SpokaneCY: 11 on a kickoff and another 11 on a punt.
From “Hunter Dekkers TD”
@RedBlooded: Not used to seeing a left-handed QB.
@Acylum: We used to kill them all shortly after birth.
From ***Official 2020 Election Day Thread***
@GTO: I'm stress-eating now.
@simply1: I’m stress-masturbating.
@CycloneErik: Again?
@jdoggivjc: Like he ever stops.
GTO: Take a load off.
simply1: Going to be a long, hard night.
CycloneErik: Doesn’t sound like it.
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@bannedman: Guys, I’m not gonna lie to you. I’m on the doobies tonight.
From "Poll: Have you voted? (Nov. 3 election)”
@Angie: Just because I'm curious of statistics — have you voted yet? Poll attached.
@Stewo: Voted for what?
From “Friday OT: Avoid the Masses”
@carvers4math: I will even eat it leftover and cold. And also love turkey. Need a cone of shame like my dog is currently wearing.
From ***Official Baylor vs #17 IOWA STATE Game(Day) Thread***
@CySmurf: Iowa State has led me to drink … of course, that started in 1984, but I digress.
From “Staff Picks: Baylor”
@Cyclonepride: I read the thread title as “staff picks Baylor,” and I was thinking, those bastards!
From “Biden Presidency Poll”
@tim_redd: The best time to delete this thread would have been before you hit “Submit.” Second-best time: now.
From “So, What Do You Think For Farmageddon?” (series trophy thread)
@Cyched: It's not my favorite trophy, but it IS my least favorite.
From “Fanalytix (BU vs. ISU)”
@Cyballz: Honest question … is this graphic supposed to be useful?
@cowboycurtis: I figured it out pretty quick, and I’m just a dumb farmer.
From “Like a Blister in the Sun”
@BCClone: “Bill and Ted” is not as good now as back then.
@Cyclones_R_GR8: I still enjoy the first one.
BCClone: I wonder if I’d like it now. First you really like them, then kinda dislike them and then are basically amused by them. So, basically, like wives.
From “Texas-Kansas Postponed”
@Drew0311: Kansas should just fake COVID the rest of the season.
@Aclone: How do you plan on KU doing that?
@mtowncyclone13: Say you have COVID.
From “We Sure Dodged a Bullet Five Years Ago”
@JM4CY: Does he poop on those plants?
@SayMyName: Yep, he sure as s**t does!
From “’Seneca Was In’ Framed Photo..."
@HardcoreClone: Another Christmas gift idea. Large photo of Seneca's famous dive for the end zone vs. Florida State at Arrowhead in 2002. I no longer have space for this.
@Cyclonepride: How do you not have space for this? Do you not have any children you don't like?
From "Would T.J. Drop Everything (to coach at ISU)”
@awd4cy: If Fred was bad on the road, Prohm has been badder. Yes, I said "badder."
From “Bowen Born”
@Gunnerclone: We don’t have a single pure shooter on the roster. I have a purer shot than any player ISU currently has. I’m not saying I’m a better basketball player, or that I could play against college guys. I’m saying if you put a video of me shooting jumpers and the ISU players shooting jumpers side by side, without seeing the results, and put up a poll that asked, “Which shot-form looks more pure?” I would win.
From “What Happens if a Team Can’t Play Championship Game due to COVID-19?”
@mtowncyclone13: The Ohio State method is to get first place, then not play anymore.
@demoncore1031: Like they really need to play anymore. They are the only good team in that entire conference.
@flycy: Are you sure they're good? Like, “Penn State good”?
From “Does ISU Make The Playoffs in This Crazy Scenario?”
@AlaCyclone: Alabama is going to drill some team in the four hole, and I would prefer it not be Iowa State.
@VeloClone: I don't want to get drilled in my four hole and I don't even know what my four hole is.
From “Dumbest Purchase You’ve Made”
@DevilDog: Purchased a marriage license to marry the devil on Nov. 2, 1998.
@bannedman: Dad?
From “SEC Signs 10-year deal with ESPN”
@dirtyninety: I wish ESPN would stick to politics and ABC stick to shows about unmarried, dramatic millennials.
From "Friday OT: Casting Changes"
@BCClone: I liked Jacklyn Smith, so as long as she was on, I had 12-year-old wood.
@cyhiphopp: That's more than 4 hours. I think you need to go to the doctor.
From "K-State will not be bowling"
@NorthCyd: In similar fashion, I am informing CF that I will not be marrying Natalie Portman.
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@coolerifyoudid: I have chosen to not win the lottery. I have spoken.
@CtownCyclone: Can't win if you don't play!
@cyhiphopp: Unless you're Ohio State.
From "Two Big XII Teams in NY6 Bowls"
@CySmurf: I heard the Fiesta bowl isn't allowing fans...other than immediate family members.
@MeanDean: Any player’s parents willing to adopt?
@Cydkar: Or...any single moms wanna get hitched?
From “Jayden Nunn Commits”
@CyberJJJ: Dustin Hogue’s toothpick may be the most famous piece of wood since Buford Pusser's ax handle in “Walking Tall.”
If you’re aware of any good ones I missed, feel free to add.
Some entries have been edited for brevity and clarity.
In case you missed it:
From the thread “Worst Fruit”
@CyCrazy: Any melons and bananas — those thing suck.
@Jeremy: Admit it, you just wanted a reason to say “banana” and “suck” in the same sentence.
***
@dualthreat: This thread needs more pictures. Does anyone have any pictures of some nice big melons?
From "Iowa State, UNLV modify contract"
@Stewo: Moving (the game) 10 years into the future is weird to me. Seems pointless.
@3TrueFans: We'll probably be living on Mars by then.
From “Opting Out of the Politics Board”
@JM4CY: How long before people start asking how to opt out of the opt-out thread about opting out?
From “Friday OT: Bring it to the Masses”
@Angie: I think the world is largely unaware of how magical goat cheese is.
@cowgirl836: Goat cheese is ******* disgusting and I think I must now terminate our friendship.
From “Margins?” (following loss to UL)
@surly: How many ISU players were missing Saturday?
@SpokaneCY: 11 on a kickoff and another 11 on a punt.
From “Hunter Dekkers TD”
@RedBlooded: Not used to seeing a left-handed QB.
@Acylum: We used to kill them all shortly after birth.
From ***Official 2020 Election Day Thread***
@GTO: I'm stress-eating now.
@simply1: I’m stress-masturbating.
@CycloneErik: Again?
@jdoggivjc: Like he ever stops.
GTO: Take a load off.
simply1: Going to be a long, hard night.
CycloneErik: Doesn’t sound like it.
***
@bannedman: Guys, I’m not gonna lie to you. I’m on the doobies tonight.
From "Poll: Have you voted? (Nov. 3 election)”
@Angie: Just because I'm curious of statistics — have you voted yet? Poll attached.
@Stewo: Voted for what?
From “Friday OT: Avoid the Masses”
@carvers4math: I will even eat it leftover and cold. And also love turkey. Need a cone of shame like my dog is currently wearing.
From ***Official Baylor vs #17 IOWA STATE Game(Day) Thread***
@CySmurf: Iowa State has led me to drink … of course, that started in 1984, but I digress.
From “Staff Picks: Baylor”
@Cyclonepride: I read the thread title as “staff picks Baylor,” and I was thinking, those bastards!
From “Biden Presidency Poll”
@tim_redd: The best time to delete this thread would have been before you hit “Submit.” Second-best time: now.
From “So, What Do You Think For Farmageddon?” (series trophy thread)
@Cyched: It's not my favorite trophy, but it IS my least favorite.
From “Fanalytix (BU vs. ISU)”
@Cyballz: Honest question … is this graphic supposed to be useful?
@cowboycurtis: I figured it out pretty quick, and I’m just a dumb farmer.
From “Like a Blister in the Sun”
@BCClone: “Bill and Ted” is not as good now as back then.
@Cyclones_R_GR8: I still enjoy the first one.
BCClone: I wonder if I’d like it now. First you really like them, then kinda dislike them and then are basically amused by them. So, basically, like wives.
From “Texas-Kansas Postponed”
@Drew0311: Kansas should just fake COVID the rest of the season.
@Aclone: How do you plan on KU doing that?
@mtowncyclone13: Say you have COVID.
From “We Sure Dodged a Bullet Five Years Ago”
@JM4CY: Does he poop on those plants?
@SayMyName: Yep, he sure as s**t does!
From “’Seneca Was In’ Framed Photo..."
@HardcoreClone: Another Christmas gift idea. Large photo of Seneca's famous dive for the end zone vs. Florida State at Arrowhead in 2002. I no longer have space for this.
@Cyclonepride: How do you not have space for this? Do you not have any children you don't like?
From "Would T.J. Drop Everything (to coach at ISU)”
@awd4cy: If Fred was bad on the road, Prohm has been badder. Yes, I said "badder."
From “Bowen Born”
@Gunnerclone: We don’t have a single pure shooter on the roster. I have a purer shot than any player ISU currently has. I’m not saying I’m a better basketball player, or that I could play against college guys. I’m saying if you put a video of me shooting jumpers and the ISU players shooting jumpers side by side, without seeing the results, and put up a poll that asked, “Which shot-form looks more pure?” I would win.
From “What Happens if a Team Can’t Play Championship Game due to COVID-19?”
@mtowncyclone13: The Ohio State method is to get first place, then not play anymore.
@demoncore1031: Like they really need to play anymore. They are the only good team in that entire conference.
@flycy: Are you sure they're good? Like, “Penn State good”?
From “Does ISU Make The Playoffs in This Crazy Scenario?”
@AlaCyclone: Alabama is going to drill some team in the four hole, and I would prefer it not be Iowa State.
@VeloClone: I don't want to get drilled in my four hole and I don't even know what my four hole is.
From “Dumbest Purchase You’ve Made”
@DevilDog: Purchased a marriage license to marry the devil on Nov. 2, 1998.
@bannedman: Dad?
From “SEC Signs 10-year deal with ESPN”
@dirtyninety: I wish ESPN would stick to politics and ABC stick to shows about unmarried, dramatic millennials.
From "Friday OT: Casting Changes"
@BCClone: I liked Jacklyn Smith, so as long as she was on, I had 12-year-old wood.
@cyhiphopp: That's more than 4 hours. I think you need to go to the doctor.
From "K-State will not be bowling"
@NorthCyd: In similar fashion, I am informing CF that I will not be marrying Natalie Portman.
***
@coolerifyoudid: I have chosen to not win the lottery. I have spoken.
@CtownCyclone: Can't win if you don't play!
@cyhiphopp: Unless you're Ohio State.
From "Two Big XII Teams in NY6 Bowls"
@CySmurf: I heard the Fiesta bowl isn't allowing fans...other than immediate family members.
@MeanDean: Any player’s parents willing to adopt?
@Cydkar: Or...any single moms wanna get hitched?
From “Jayden Nunn Commits”
@CyberJJJ: Dustin Hogue’s toothpick may be the most famous piece of wood since Buford Pusser's ax handle in “Walking Tall.”
