Cargo Shorts
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They don't have to worry about beers when wearing those golf shorts as they are drinking martinis.
As noted by Minnesota's tough sounding breweries like Surly and Castle Danger while the Belgians are known for their weeny-sounding white ales and saisons.
I had martinis last night while wearing golf shorts! It was after some range practice with my oldest.
Those that play golf seem to have a smugness about them that also seems to be rubbing off (take it as a pun if you wish) on this short debate. "You are going with the 2 iron?" is not all that different from "You are going to wear those shorts?"
I play golf and wear cargo shorts. Although, I am pretty smug about my cargos.
Golf shorts are the new SUV.
Men in golf shorts are not golfing.
Drivers of SUVs are not using them for any sport utility, but rather to drive a big honking thing in urban areas that isn’t a pimping CyTwins minivan.
Men in golf shorts are not golfing.
Drivers of SUVs are not using them for any sport utility, but rather to drive a big honking thing in urban areas that isn’t a pimping CyTwins minivan.
Doesn't this swing both ways? What about all the people that wear cargo shorts but don't use the cargo pockets?
Golf shorts are more an electric car or hybrid than SUV... Vastly superior product, ahead of the curve, more expensive, and generally targeted to a younger demographic who are image consensus/self aware.
Those people exist? I have done laundry for six men and I swear they leave some crap in every single pocket. I keep the money at this point, I don’t understand 23 paper clips in one pocket, the animals better be alive, and why does anyone put a dandelion in their pocket and was it supposed to be my Mother’s Day gift?
Sure! People wear what they think looks good regardless of the intended purpose of the attire. It's like camo. People wear camo all the time even when not hunting or fighting in a war.
Stop there, you're showing your douchebaggery.
Why are gold shorts a "vastly superior" product? Other than being currently considered more fashionable. They have less pockets, so less utility, and most of my cargo shorts are made out of a more rugged material than golf shorts, another plus. Personally I also severely dislike how short some golf shorts are. But that's less of a feature and more personal preference.
