“You have more P5 offers than my entire team combined”
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I promise I'll give you lots of playing time. You're like a son to me!
“If you come to Iowa, I’ll recruit a top flight point guar—-Sorry! I just couldn’t keep a straight face on that one!”
" and then he poked another one in the eye..."
"this is the last time you'll see my yellow teeth and smile....if you choose us, I'll be up in your face during a TV timeout belittling you and acting tough"
I can’t think of anything funny to say about him. I just wanna punch him in the face
“So I went to recruit the Murray twins, and you’ll never believe it, nobody else was recruiting them! Recruiting has gotten so much easier, you just have to go after the guys that nobody else wants, and you get to the front of the line and are almost guaranteed a commitment!”
"I recruit an extensive territory...both sides of the hallway in my house!"
"These stupid Hok fans actually think you would want to play for me! That's hilarious, isn't it?"
"With my huge contract buy-out I guarantee I will be your coach all four years."
"And that Prohm guy actually thinks you're going to Iowa State."
'Holy ****, that's some crazy bad halitosis.
I'm not dealing with that for 4 years.
Give me some sweet Prohm breath - decision MADE!"
I'm not dealing with that for 4 years.
Give me some sweet Prohm breath - decision MADE!"
After that the mother ******* in Indianapolis said we couldn't show three stooges anymore on movie night.
