I doubt anyone is going to believe this, but I swear to God it's true. One day at work I had a nasty one, a real paint peeler. While I was sitting there I heard a couple of guys walk in to go #1. The one guy started talking about the next stop they had to make and I immediately recognized the voice. It was not a voice I had ever heard in person, just in podcasts and press releases on this website. Our esteemed head football coach was just through a thin wall away from me experiencing the aftermath of whatever horrible thing I ate last. I sat there in shame and waited for them to leave the bathroom before leaving my stall. I don't want to go into details on why he was at my workplace but it was during their first year before he had actually coached a game and he was with some guy that worked with the AD on donor relations.
Really thought you'd take the opportunity to extend your hand in gratitude for being our coach. Nothing like dropping the heat, experiencing some TP tear-thru, then meeting a living icon all in the span of 5 minutes.