Aromatically Destroying Workplace Bathrooms

[throwittoblythe]

I've learned airport bathrooms are where you'll find literally the worst smells and sounding smells on the planet. No one gives AF because they're about to get out of dodge.

I agree, but what blows me away (pardon the pun) is when people do this in the office. Bob from accounting walks into the bathroom as you're washing your hands, looks you right in the eye to say "hello," then proceeds to unload in the stall. Like, I get it, you gotta go, but try and meter out the punishment when others are in the room.

 

[Doc]

feel like the OP is that guy that spends 45 ******* minutes at work cranking an eight ball.

 

[BillBrasky4Cy]

I've learned airport bathrooms are where you'll find literally the worst smells and sounding smells on the planet. No one gives AF because they're about to get out of dodge.

Nothing will give you a case of the eff its like, yo-yoing a turd at 32,000 ft for a a good hour or two. You DON'T want to be the guy that touches down in a plane toilet.

 

[CyHans]

To further demonstrate my point, masks are required in my office. Thus, the smell has a filter and I have yet to take the smell without it.

My fear would be that it would somehow get trapped inside my mask! LOL

 

[Pat]

Nothing will give you a case of the eff its like, yo-yoing a turd at 32,000 ft for a a good hour or two. You DON'T want to be the guy that touches down in a plane toilet.

Altitude/pressure changes + travel stress + eating garbage and/or excessive drinking...

 

[VeloClone]

IMO you haven’t had a real job experience until you have worked with a “Steve”

Steeeeeeeeeeeeeve!

 

[nfrine]

I've learned airport bathrooms are where you'll find literally the worst smells and sounding smells on the planet. No one gives AF because they're about to get out of dodge.

As an aside, the best quote etched in an airport bathroom stall was at DFW:

Here I sit with cheeks a'flexin,
Giving birth to another Texan.

 

[JM4CY]

feel like the OP is that guy that spends 45 ******* minutes at work cranking an eight ball.

........and what’s your point?

 

[JM4CY]

As an aside, the best quote etched in an airport bathroom stall was at DFW:

Here I sit with cheeks a'flexin,
Giving birth to another Texan.

 

[Cdiedrick]

The dude doing it was nasty. A great salesman because he could lie like no tomorrow. The woman was very proper and straight and conservative. This guy would show up and talk about sleeping at a reststop because he went to the strippers couple hours away on a tuesday night. I had to tone him down on a regular basis and I wasn't his boss.

Sounds like he would have been fun to party with!

 

[BCClone]

Sounds like he would have been fun to party with!

I did a couple times and got in trouble with the wife both times. You will probably find this as a surprise, but he ended up getting divorced twice. Now he’s married to the former governors niece.

 

[VeloClone]

I did a couple times and got in trouble with the wife both times. You will probably find this as a surprise, but he ended up getting divorced twice. Now he’s married to the former governors niece.

Should have gotten married to one of those strippers he was going to see. Probably would have solved a lot of his problems.




...and replaced them with a whole new list of problems, but who is counting.

 

[Orville Tootenbacher]

My bathroom smells like a dead horse crapped itself. I need to figure out whats going on.

 

[BCClone]

Should have gotten married to one of those strippers he was going to see. Probably would have solved a lot of his problems.




...and replaced them with a whole new list of problems, but who is counting.

Guy was broke, strippers tend to not like the broke ones.

 

[VeloClone]

Guy was broke, strippers tend to not like the broke ones.

Hard to keep a quarter from slipping out of the strap of a G-string.

 

[JM4CY]

Guy was broke, strippers tend to not like the broke ones.

Kind of a catch-22 there, amirite?

 

[JM4CY]

My bathroom smells like a dead horse crapped itself. I need to figure out whats going on.

That is a hell of a first post.

 

[Cdiedrick]

I did a couple times and got in trouble with the wife both times. You will probably find this as a surprise, but he ended up getting divorced twice. Now he’s married to the former governors niece.

Lol well I guess I was right and must be a pretty interesting fellow!

 

[JM4CY]

Update:
Apparently I am not the only one experiencing a nasal infraction in the office. One of the front office lady’s just sent out an email asking for donations to the bathroom and included, in bold print, that air fresheners are needed and are 98 cents a can at Walmart and a dollar at dollar tree. I suppose I should run to dollar tree at lunch and contribute.

 

[dosry5]

Update:
Apparently I am not the only one experiencing a nasal infraction in the office. One of the front office lady’s just sent out an email asking for donations to the bathroom and included, in bold print, that air fresheners are needed and are 98 cents a can at Walmart and a dollar at dollar tree. I suppose I should run to dollar tree at lunch and contribute.

why? So it smells like cheap perfume AND poo?