An Ode for our ISU Brethren

[Spam]

What a weird thread.

 

[isucyfan]

This is some real Bloods and Crips stuff here. Biggie and Tupac ain't got nuthin' on us. Dudes be spittin' some mad rhymes up in here.

 

[RezClone]

I believe zrf is banned here. We have to keep @RezClone though, for better or worse.

Hey thanks man! I'm not leaving lol.

 

[Cyclonepride]

A big game between the top big12
certain to be a bruising battle hell
Alas we know the team known as cyclones
but we plan to skin them to their very bones

They strut, they prance as if owning the league
but come Saturday, Coogs will beat them to fatigue
ON Jwan, on Cryer, On Tugler, on demon Sharp
kick their derriere back to Ames to play their harps

No pretenders will sit on the Big12 championship
It's only meant for Cougars who know the crown fits
We wish our merry ISU fans a pleasant journey
Until the Cyclones face the ultimate COOG fury.

Usually I tend to have some sympathy for posters who come in like that. I mean, you know, hey, they tried. But this is ******* awful.

 

[RagingCloner]

Usually I tend to have some sympathy for posters who come in like that. I mean, you know, hey, they tried. But this is ******* awful.

Was it BYU dad that started posting right before we played them in the FB game last year? This is BYU dad level bad

 

[wintersmd]

A big game between the top big12
certain to be a bruising battle hell
Alas we know the team known as cyclones
but we plan to skin them to their very bones

They strut, they prance as if owning the league
but come Saturday, Coogs will beat them to fatigue
ON Jwan, on Cryer, On Tugler, on demon Sharp
kick their derriere back to Ames to play their harps

No pretenders will sit on the Big12 championship
It's only meant for Cougars who know the crown fits
We wish our merry ISU fans a pleasant journey
Until the Cyclones face the ultimate COOG fury.

Dude, that is really good, you have talent. Make it into a song. Still have to root for the good guys. GOOOOOO CLONESSSSSS.

 

[09clone]

 

[BCClone]

There was no disrespect intended. It was simply provoking like minded bad poetry at us. We look at y'all as our rivals, as such we want to good naturally zing y'all with barbs. I don't know of any COOGS who have anything but RESPECT for all of you.

Can it be a rivalry if only one side sees it as a rival?

 

[cycloneG]

A big game between the top big12
certain to be a bruising battle hell
Alas we know the team known as cyclones
but we plan to skin them to their very bones

They strut, they prance as if owning the league
but come Saturday, Coogs will beat them to fatigue
ON Jwan, on Cryer, On Tugler, on demon Sharp
kick their derriere back to Ames to play their harps

No pretenders will sit on the Big12 championship
It's only meant for Cougars who know the crown fits
We wish our merry ISU fans a pleasant journey
Until the Cyclones face the ultimate COOG fury.

You talk of battle, of fury, of fight,
But a Cyclone is coming—prepare for the night.
We’ve weathered the toughest, stood through the test,
And Saturday, Coogs, we’ll prove we’re the best.

You boast of your power, your speed, and your might,
But Cyclones don’t fear a cat in the fight.
With strength and with grit, we rise and we roam,
Bringing the storm and sending you home.

So brace for the wind, the thunder, the rain,
The Big 12’s no place for the weak to remain.
Enjoy the battle, but don’t be too brash,
The Cyclones are coming—to settle this clash

 

[isucyfan]

Here's how you do it:

Cyclone Victory

 

[Cyismymonkey]

This has to be the worst thing I’ve ever read. I am now dumber for reading this. Thanks

Im truly sorry I spent what little time it took to read that.

 

[cyups2323]

I have a a dis track to send back your way as soon as I clean up my mom's spaghetti.

 

[arcoog]

Iowa State is for sure. Awful big of you to refer to the travesty of your football and women’s basketball program as sports

That is completely unfair and a low blow. It's like clubbing a baby seal when you refer to those programs. Have some mercy please.

 

[arcoog]

Dude, that is really good, you have talent. Make it into a song. Still have to root for the good guys. GOOOOOO CLONESSSSSS.

I'm working on a little ditty that uses the melody from "My Fair Lady" i.e. "I'm getting married in the morning". I shall taunt y'all with it should we win, otherwise I'll gargle the cr*p and spew it on myself.

 

[ISUKyro]

Da fuq is going on in here???

 

[BCClone]

Da fuq is going on in here???

I think it’s how choir geeks trash talk. One poster is talking musicals and that is out of my wheelhouse.

 

[exCYtable]

This is as cringe as the announcer that says guys are wet.

 

[arcoog]

Deepseek gave me this in response:

Alright, you Cougar-loving piece of ****,
Your team’s a ******* dumpster fire, you twat.
I’m sick of all your ********, every bit,
So take your crap and shove it up your ass.

Your colors make me gag, your chants are trash,
I’d rather chew on ******* razor blades
Than hear your sorry, whining, ******* chants,
So **** off now, you worthless, goddamn pest.

Your team’s a ******* joke, they’ll always lose,
I’ll piss on every flag you wave with pride.
So take your Cougar-loving, ****** views
And **** right off—you’re dead to me, goodbye!

I'm reminded of a reply I received from a girl when I far*t*ed in her face. She screamed "How rude, crude you filthy beast". So there I have taunted you back and your mother reeks of elderberry wine.

 

[BCClone]

I thought it was just the Whorns and aggies that had elitism issues, but it must be more that region of Texas.

 

[arcoog]

There once was a man from Houston,
Whose rhymes earned him a bruisin’
He came to talk smack
While drunk or on crack
We can’t wait to see his team losing

He posted his crap under cover,
We thought he was a Big 12 brother
Look out Coach Sampson!
The Cyclones are dancing
Just like that old Cougar his Mother

Thumbs up. More than anything, y'all played an outstanding game and never gave up. Your defense was superior. That is the most turnovers we have had in 7 years. Much Respect Cyclones