An Ode for our ISU Brethren

[arcoog]

A big game between the top big12
certain to be a bruising battle hell
Alas we know the team known as cyclones
but we plan to skin them to their very bones

They strut, they prance as if owning the league
but come Saturday, Coogs will beat them to fatigue
ON Jwan, on Cryer, On Tugler, on demon Sharp
kick their derriere back to Ames to play their harps

No pretenders will sit on the Big12 championship
It's only meant for Cougars who know the crown fits
We wish our merry ISU fans a pleasant journey
Until the Cyclones face the ultimate COOG fury.

 

[cowboycurtis]

This has to be the worst thing I’ve ever read. I am now dumber for reading this. Thanks

 

[SerenityNow]

**** off

 

[carvers4math]

Weird **** like this makes me miss Surly

 

[Prone2Clone]

 

[isuclone89]

Tuff as rain.

 

[Bob f]

A big game between the top big12
certain to be a bruising battle hell
Alas we know the team known as cyclones
but we plan to skin them to their very bones

They strut, they prance as if owning the league
but come Saturday, Coogs will beat them to fatigue
ON Jwan, on Cryer, On Tugler, on demon Sharp
kick their derriere back to Ames to play their harps

No pretenders will sit on the Big12 championship
It's only meant for Cougars who know the crown fits
We wish our merry ISU fans a pleasant journey
Until the Cyclones face the ultimate COOG fury.

So your mom stuck her dildo up your...

 

[Cyched]

 

[arcoog]

TheOriginalTimmyChanCash Only
27m

In Houston’s heart, the Cougars roar,
With grit and strength, they take the floor.
Iowa State came with hope in sight,
But Houston’s fire burned bright tonight.
The ball would bounce, the crowd would cheer,
As every move grew crystal clear.
A dunk, a drive, a perfect shot,
The Cyclones fought, but they were caught.
With every pass and every steal,
The Cougars’ will was made of steel.
Iowa State could not compete,
As Houston claimed their well-earned feat.
The buzzer sounded, victory sweet,
A triumph loud, an undeniable feat.
The Cougars stand, proud and tall,
Their strength and spirit conquering all.
A battle won, a team so bold,
In Houston’s story, now retold.
The Cougars rise, they take their place,
A winning legacy, a champion’s grace.
– ChatGPT 2025

 

[CycloneRulzzz]

Easy to talk smack when you know how undermanned we are.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

Those rhymes are funky fresh. We just got served, yo

 

[Erik4Cy]

Easy to talk smack when you know how undermanned we are.

Can you imagine if we still beat Houston without CuJo & KG?

 

[arcoog]

I accept the arrows with only one caveat. A response without more than 1 word and even better - in iambic pentameter which would up the scale and challenge a tad more. We are Universities with more than sport.

 

[t-noah]

A big game between the top big12
certain to be a bruising battle hell
Alas we know the team known as cyclones
but we plan to skin them to their very bones

They strut, they prance as if owning the league
but come Saturday, Coogs will beat them to fatigue
ON Jwan, on Cryer, On Tugler, on demon Sharp
kick their derriere back to Ames to play their harps

No pretenders will sit on the Big12 championship
It's only meant for Cougars who know the crown fits
We wish our merry ISU fans a pleasant journey
Until the Cyclones face the ultimate COOG fury.

Have fun today. You guys should win but who knows?

Maybe you can come up with another prose-pisser after we meet again (?) in the Big12 Tourney. Last year didn't work out too well for ya, huh?

 

[fsanford]

Ignore button activated

 

[t-noah]

TheOriginalTimmyChanCash Only
27m

In Houston’s heart, the Cougars roar,
With grit and strength, they take the floor.
Iowa State came with hope in sight,
But Houston’s fire burned bright tonight.
The ball would bounce, the crowd would cheer,
As every move grew crystal clear.
A dunk, a drive, a perfect shot,
The Cyclones fought, but they were caught.
With every pass and every steal,
The Cougars’ will was made of steel.
Iowa State could not compete,
As Houston claimed their well-earned feat.
The buzzer sounded, victory sweet,
A triumph loud, an undeniable feat.
The Cougars stand, proud and tall,
Their strength and spirit conquering all.
A battle won, a team so bold,
In Houston’s story, now retold.
The Cougars rise, they take their place,
A winning legacy, a champion’s grace.
– ChatGPT 2025

You are not real

 

[arcoog]

Easy to talk smack when you know how undermanned we are.

To be honest, I think you can still beat us undermanned but hate the fact that you are missing bigtime members. We would always rather face you fully manned. Regardless, we wish to face you in the Final Four.

 

[coolerifyoudid]

I'd say the gauntlet has been thrown, but it's more like he just awkwardly dropped a fluffy mitten.

 

[arcoog]

Have fun today. You guys should win but who knows?

Maybe you can come up with another prose-pisser after we meet again (?) in the Big12 Tourney. Last year didn't work out too well for ya, huh?

Honestly, we respect you guys enough where we know we could lose to ISU when you are undermanned. Y'all have earned much esteem from your play. We were just looking at playing with bad poetry to get y'all to respond back. JMHO

 

[arcoog]

Have fun today. You guys should win but who knows?

Maybe you can come up with another prose-pisser after we meet again (?) in the Big12 Tourney. Last year didn't work out too well for ya, huh?

There was no disrespect intended. It was simply provoking like minded bad poetry at us. We look at y'all as our rivals, as such we want to good naturally zing y'all with barbs. I don't know of any COOGS who have anything but RESPECT for all of you.