America's Drunkest Cities

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  1. HogueNation

    HogueNation Active Member

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  2. jay moe

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  3. WooClone15

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    #3 WooClone15, Apr 13, 2017
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    Damn straight, which is why Wisconsin has 8 of the top 10. Drinking is an art form up here.

    Edit: 7 of 10 because someone doesn't know where Mankato is
     
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  4. cycloner29

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    Whoever wrote this or published this was obviously drunk. Mankato, WI?? Must be a great publishing company to work for!!;);)
     
  5. jcyclonee

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    Last one is in MN. My old state and new state (along with ND) are the only things preventing a WI sweep.
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  6. Al_4_State

    Al_4_State Well-Known Member

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    It's basically a contiguous chunk of the Upper Midwest.

    Big surprise.
     
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  7. Desiigner

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    I wonder how they make a list like this. Probably just cities that have the most DUI's
     
  8. Al_4_State

    Al_4_State Well-Known Member

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    Alcohol sales per capita would probably be a good starting point, and something you can measure.
     
  9. NickTheGreat

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    But that implies we can't hold our liquor. Which we all know isn't true [​IMG]
     
  10. srjclone

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    Mankato is in MN and where Minnesota State is located.

    Also #7:
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  11. 1100011CS

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    I assumed there is also a Mankato Wisconsin but apparently not. I had some buddies go to Mankato State (now Minnesota State) when I was at ISU. Went up there a lot to party and it was a good time.
     
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  12. Alswelk

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    Can't be, cause otherwise Albuquerque would be on the list. Seriously, the nightly news down here contains stuff like "Susie P has been arrested for her 13th DUI"
     
  13. JSmoove

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    Funny you should mention that. I can remember stopping in Albuquerque in '09 on the way to the Insight Bowl and seeing a notice on the restaurant door outling the punishments all the way up to 8 DUI's.
     
  14. hoosman

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    Written by Some guy that likes to drink that grew up in Wisconsin and went to college at ISU. Probably on basketball scholly.
     
  15. Al_4_State

    Al_4_State Well-Known Member

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    Scotty?
     
  16. Farnsworth

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    I always heard that Mankato State had a really bad STD problem. There were a lot of girls that came down to ISU to visit friends in our apartment complex and they were skanky as can be. One night may have involved myself and 3 of them that made me feel uneasy after hearing about the schools reputation.
     
  17. 1100011CS

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    That would explain... oh nevermind.
     
  18. jdoggivjc

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    As awesome as that is, that has nothing on the "Harvard Rules Beer Pong" scene from House of Cards.

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    (I tried YouTubing it but it's not there)
     
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  19. nfrine

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    Whar Iowa City?
     
  20. Clonefan94

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    Can't buy booze, everyone in the country knows about their Fake ID.
     
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