Or should we say...on the 'runs?'
http://fox8.com/2015/03/11/akron-police-searching-for-mystery-pooper-caught-in-the-act/
http://fox8.com/2015/03/11/akron-police-searching-for-mystery-pooper-caught-in-the-act/
Akron Pooper on the run
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Hahaha oh man
Reminds me of when I used to work at a company in Omaha. There was a mystery employee that everyone refered to as "the poo bandit." He would first completely clog a toilet by flushing countless paper towels. After it was sufficiently backed up, he would take a dump on top of the pile of papers so it was impossible to flush. The name Poo Bandit still cracks me up.
Reminds me of when I used to work at a company in Omaha. There was a mystery employee that everyone refered to as "the poo bandit." He would first completely clog a toilet by flushing countless paper towels. After it was sufficiently backed up, he would take a dump on top of the pile of papers so it was impossible to flush. The name Poo Bandit still cracks me up.
I read this far and thought "what the hell kind of company did you work for in Omaha?"
Fake Bo Pelini @FauxPelini · 19h19 hours agoCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRLLLLL RT @PzFeed: Police in Ohio searching for someone who pooped on 19 parked cars.
CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRLLLLL RT @PzFeed: Police in Ohio searching for someone who pooped on 19 parked cars.
Even when I go a lot, I don't think I've ever been full of enough **** to poop on 19 cars. That's a lot of poo.
I love bathroom humor.
This is the kind of story that makes me feel like we're living in another "golden age" a la the mid-late 90's.
I worked at a place with a secret sh---er (lockable door, single stall, low traffic area) and someone started jizzing on the walls a couple times a week. We never did figure out who it was but it eventually just stopped so we figured the culprit had left the company. We referred to him as the "Mystery Jizzer" or "MJ" for short.
I used to work at a place that for probably a month someone would pick their nose and wipe their boogers on the walls in the bathroom stall we never figured out who it was but after a month it just stopped.. That was an awkward conversation to be brought up in a meeting.
