Akron Pooper on the run

[ameslurker]

This is the kind of story that makes me feel like we're living in another "golden age" a la the mid-late 90's.

I wouldn't say golden...but if you're going with this story I'd probably say 'mid to light brown era'

 

[00clone]

Look at the pattern of where he did it, is that a smiley face?

 

[00clone]

Hahaha oh man

Reminds me of when I used to work at a company in Omaha. There was a mystery employee that everyone refered to as "the poo bandit." He would first completely clog a toilet by flushing countless paper towels. After it was sufficiently backed up, he would take a dump on top of the pile of papers so it was impossible to flush. The name Poo Bandit still cracks me up.

West Des Moines sees your poo bandit story, and raises:

http://www.inquisitr.com/215159/man-arrested-for-peeing-on-co-workers-chairs-at-farm-bureau/

 

[CarlHungus]