The greatest moments thread got me thinking about these. I think they got diluted by ****** confessions, such as crap like "I don't like going to work." No ****. Make 'em good confessions or just read, dammit.
1. This is my confession to my roommate about an event that occurred in late December/early January and is still going on. Sometime during the second half of a MBB, there was a FarmersOnly.com commercial. I decided to visit the website. To get more info/details about people, I had to sign up. Instead of putting my face out there, I decided to sign my roommate up under my email. Fortunately for him, the girls on FarmersOnly were drooling over him. Unfortunately for him, all of them who messaged him were a mix between ugly and extremely ugly. Within the last couple weeks, he's been getting Facebook friend requests from these chicks he's never met before and doesn't understand it. I confess, it's me getting these chicks to try and talk to you.
*For the record, I'm not leading the chicks on. I'm just playing the "oh add me on facebook I don't get on here" card and letting them do the rest
Since joining these two sites I've been graced by the presence of these ads. No, I haven't signed my roommate up for either of these.
2. Every guy does it. The last week it's been a common occurrence. The Accidental Boob Brush. Whether it's an elbow or backhand, I'm yet to find an appropriate response. In the 2-3 accidental times this week, I've denied, denied, denied. I'm opening up now. I know I accidentally brushed them boobs. It wasn't on purpose, I swear.
1. This is my confession to my roommate about an event that occurred in late December/early January and is still going on. Sometime during the second half of a MBB, there was a FarmersOnly.com commercial. I decided to visit the website. To get more info/details about people, I had to sign up. Instead of putting my face out there, I decided to sign my roommate up under my email. Fortunately for him, the girls on FarmersOnly were drooling over him. Unfortunately for him, all of them who messaged him were a mix between ugly and extremely ugly. Within the last couple weeks, he's been getting Facebook friend requests from these chicks he's never met before and doesn't understand it. I confess, it's me getting these chicks to try and talk to you.
*For the record, I'm not leading the chicks on. I'm just playing the "oh add me on facebook I don't get on here" card and letting them do the rest
Since joining these two sites I've been graced by the presence of these ads. No, I haven't signed my roommate up for either of these.
2. Every guy does it. The last week it's been a common occurrence. The Accidental Boob Brush. Whether it's an elbow or backhand, I'm yet to find an appropriate response. In the 2-3 accidental times this week, I've denied, denied, denied. I'm opening up now. I know I accidentally brushed them boobs. It wasn't on purpose, I swear.
