2017 Trick or Treater's jokes
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Q: Why did the fireman wear bright orange suspenders?
A: To hold his pants up.
Pretty good.
A: To hold his pants up.
Pretty good.
How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
2, but how'd they get in there?
2, but how'd they get in there?
The joke is that they're trick or treating tonight. Halloween is tomorrow.
Q: Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?
A: Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.
A: Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.
“Why do cats sit on babies?”
......
“So they can smell the waterfalls”
...Dad then says she makes her own jokes up.
......
“So they can smell the waterfalls”
...Dad then says she makes her own jokes up.
Living in central Iowa makes me glad I lived where we trick or treated on Halloween and didn't tell jokes (we just said trick or treat and then got our candy).
One of my favorite trick or treat memories was repeatedly going to the town nudists house hoping to get the high school aged daughter or mom to answer the door nude. Unfortunately it never worked but it was still worth a try.
Q. What is a hotdog's favorite hairstyle?
A. The bun.
Q. What is black and white, green, and black and white.
A. 2 zebras fighting over a pickle.
Both said by little kids, so I got a good laugh out of them.
A. The bun.
Q. What is black and white, green, and black and white.
A. 2 zebras fighting over a pickle.
Both said by little kids, so I got a good laugh out of them.
Yeah, the joke thing seems odd. Never knew anything about it until I moved here.
Knock knock. Who's there? Britney Spears. Britney Spears who? Knock knock. Who's there? Britney Spears. Britney Spears who? Oops I did it again. 2 12 year old girls stopping at my house for beggars night.
Lots of Lady Gaga jokes tonight:
“How do you wake Lady Gaga up?”
(Singing) poker face
“How does Lady Gaga like her vegetables?
(Singing) raw raw oh raw raw
“How do you wake Lady Gaga up?”
(Singing) poker face
“How does Lady Gaga like her vegetables?
(Singing) raw raw oh raw raw
