2017 Trick or Treater's jokes

Awkward silence followed by them awkwardly walking away and saying nothing
 
“Why do cats sit on babies?”

......

“So they can smell the waterfalls”

...Dad then says she makes her own jokes up.
 
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The joke is that they're trick or treating tonight. Halloween is tomorrow.

Living in central Iowa makes me glad I lived where we trick or treated on Halloween and didn't tell jokes (we just said trick or treat and then got our candy).

One of my favorite trick or treat memories was repeatedly going to the town nudists house hoping to get the high school aged daughter or mom to answer the door nude. Unfortunately it never worked but it was still worth a try.
 
Our go-to's tonight:

Q: What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A: Time to get a new fence.
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Q: What is a spider's favorite place to hang out?
A: On the web.
 
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Living in central Iowa makes me glad I lived where we trick or treated on Halloween and didn't tell jokes (we just said trick or treat and then got our candy).

One of my favorite trick or treat memories was repeatedly going to the town nudists house hoping to get the high school aged daughter or mom to answer the door nude. Unfortunately it never worked but it was still worth a try.

Yeah, the joke thing seems odd. Never knew anything about it until I moved here.
 
Knock knock. Who's there? Britney Spears. Britney Spears who? Knock knock. Who's there? Britney Spears. Britney Spears who? Oops I did it again. 2 12 year old girls stopping at my house for beggars night.