***OFFICIAL POURING ONE OUT FOR CHUCK NORRIS JOKE THREAD***
- Thread starter CloneLawman
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When Chuck Norris arrived in heaven, he was the one who had to tell the angels "Fear not."
OK so I now am reminded why Walker Texas Ranger was so terribly fun to watch.
The main character description from Wiki.
The main character description from Wiki.
- Chuck Norris as Texas Ranger Sergeant Cordell Walker, a former Marine and a modern-day Ranger who believes in the Code of the Old West. He is a decorated Vietnam vet and a martial arts expert, who also runs a martial arts program called 'Kick Drugs Out of America'. He is half-Cherokee and half-Irish. As a child in Oklahoma, his parents were murdered by White Supremacists. He wound up living on the Cherokee Reservation with his Uncle Ray, where he was trained to use his instincts and learned to hunt game and catch rattlesnakes. He is the show's main protagonist. - Norris also portrays Hayes Cooper, a 19th Century lawman whom Walker admired, who went from a career bounty hunter to Texas Ranger with connections to various Indian tribes in the West.
Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer. Unfortunately, Chuck Norris has never cried.
Chuck Norris kicked a horse in the face and invented giraffes.
When Chuck Norris walked into a room, he didn't turn the lights on, he turned the dark off.
