Man Visits Every Pizza Ranch

[Al_4_State]

This is impressive dedication to mediocrity. Dude dates a gal who likes Pizza Ranch and spends the next decade going to all of them. That seems healthy.

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[cytor]

She better be AMAZING in bed.

 

[mapnerd]

Yeah, I don't know man. Seems like you could be doing better things with your time.

 

[KnappShack]

1. Looks in pretty good health given this gauntlet of diabeetus inducing chow
2. Who said romance is dead?!?
3.I gotta get the living **** out of the Midwest

 

[State2015]

Few things hit quite like a hungover trip to pizza ranch on a Sunday

 

[Jer]

So he overpaid for underwhelming food and an always mostly empty "buffet" of pizzas over 200 times... all for a gal? She better be Gal Gadot.

 

[JM4CY]

 

[Clonehomer]

She better be AMAZING in bed.

Maybe the greasy fingers from the chicken help this out?

 

[nhclone]

Weird reason to take what was probably a really cool little journey around the midwest/west.

"A lid for every pot" on full display.

 

[Al_4_State]

Few things hit quite like a hungover trip to pizza ranch on a Sunday

I definitely drug myself into the Ames one a few times in this condition.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not above Pizza Ranch, but I barely go to the one I pass by regularly, let alone travel to all of them.

 

[Al_4_State]

1. Looks in pretty good health given this gauntlet of diabeetus inducing chow
2. Who said romance is dead?!?
3.I gotta get the living **** out of the Midwest

Yeah, I was expecting Mark Mangino.

 

[Drew0311]

Something wrong with a guy that is willing to do all of that.

 

[Clonefan32]

I definitely drug myself into the Ames one a few times in this condition.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not above Pizza Ranch, but I barely go to the one I pass by regularly, let alone travel to all of them.

This is the full Pizza Ranch experience. Every once in a while you just need to gorge yourself with ****** pizza and chicken. Then when you walk out of there you have an overwhelming feeling of despair and self-loathing.

 

[CyGuy5]

Commitment to mediocrity is incredibly on point. The only Pizza Ranch I’ve been to that was even slightly above average was in Orange City. Now that I think about it, that might have just been due to a general lack of options

 

[State2015]

I definitely drug myself into the Ames one a few times in this condition.

Don't get me wrong, I'm not above Pizza Ranch, but I barely go to the one I pass by regularly, let alone travel to all of them.

I don’t think I’ve been to a pizza ranch since I was maybe 21. It always hit the spot but I have enough self esteem to say I’m above pizza ranch nowadays lol

 

[coolerifyoudid]

There are 14 in North Dakota?

I grew up maybe 4 hours from the ND border, and I couldn't name 14 cities in North Dakota if you put a gun to my head

 

[RollClones14]

Haven't been to a pizza ranch physically in a while, but while pregnant my wife did DoorDash the cactus bread a couple of times. Those were good nights.

 

[CyHans]

I get the goal of visiting them all. Kind of similar to someone visiting all the MLB ball parks though I'm sure a majority of folks here (including myself) would say that visiting MLB parks is a much more rewarding thing to do.

 

[ISUTex]

1. Looks in pretty good health given this gauntlet of diabeetus inducing chow
2. Who said romance is dead?!?
3.I gotta get the living **** out of the Midwest

You do realize there are money wasting strange people with unhealthy diets in every region of the United States don't you?

 

[Letterkenny]

I'll not have the Pizza Ranch slander. Cactus Bread is a top 10 desert of all time.