What do you do?

[Jer]

Why touching the boobs of other sick dudes?

Fair enough, it was a jabbing to show dominance without peeing on his foot or humping his leg to mark my territory.

 

[Jer]

The best thing you can do is start a new thread on CF.

Every one of life’s challenges can be solved with a thread on CF.

 

[CtownCyclone]

And now some dude comes in for a scheduled COVID test. Unmasked in the waiting room and coughing all over. They at least kicked him out and said to wait in his car and he’d be called to the side door. After exposing everyone. Thankful I planned ahead with the N95.

Peeps be ducking morons.

I farted and left the old guy.

This was going to be my advice. Hopefully you had a bunch of Taco Bell right before so you were properly loaded up.

 

[KnappShack]

When an old **** comes and sits next to you in the dr waiting room despite 20 other chairs. He’s coughing, sniffling, and smells. Oh, and he’s watching videos on his phone via its speakers. LOUDLY.

What do you do? Like seriously, about to blow a gasket here.

I get the **** out of there. Who knows what in the hell this clown brought into the office and exposed you to.

At close range no less.

Obnoxious ****

 

[simply1]

Move while shaking my head and mumbling about red staplers.

 

[Cyfan1965]

LOUDLY- "yeah police, yes, X floor waiting room, yep, ok 10 minutes you say? ok good"

 

[nfrine]

When an old **** comes and sits next to you in the dr waiting room despite 20 other chairs. He’s coughing, sniffling, and smells. Oh, and he’s watching videos on his phone via its speakers. LOUDLY.

What do you do? Like seriously, about to blow a gasket here.

Look him right in the eyes and say "go Hoks".

 

[Jer]

Look him right in the eyes and say "go Hoks".

I’d resort to pissing on his shoe before uttering those words.

 

[Nader_uggghhh]

Make direct eye contact and moan

 

[Jer]

Second person did the same thing, just with less loud audio. Moaned quite a few times and now sitting at the toddler toy table next to the fish tank. Man fish crap a LOT.

Just realized that moaning and then going to the kid table might have been a bad combo.

 

[stateofmind]

The best thing you can do is start a new thread on CF.

He created this site for this reason. Cyclone sports was a byproduct.

 

[Jer]

He created this site for this reason. Cyclone sports was a byproduct.

When you don’t have friends or like people, you have to create something. AI wasn’t available yet and sexbots aren’t my style, will leave those for @isufbcurt

 

[JM4CY]

Fair enough, it was a jabbing to show dominance without peeing on his foot or humping his leg to mark my territory.

Keep your mask on and sunglasses when you go to pound town on his leg. You be the only one emitting bodily fluids.

 

[CYCLNST8]

What would Jesus do?

Light him on fire and send him to hell.

 

[Jer]

I’m in, now I have a hot young nurse. Is that a new thread?

 

[JM4CY]

I’m in, now I have a hot young nurse. Is that a new thread?

 

[RLD4ISU]

And now some dude comes in for a scheduled COVID test. Unmasked in the waiting room and coughing all over. They at least kicked him out and said to wait in his car and he’d be called to the side door. After exposing everyone. Thankful I planned ahead with the N95.

Peeps be ducking morons.

I farted and left the old guy.

There's a good chance he never smelled it since you lose your sense of smell as you age.

 

[Jer]

Going to try the old, I think I need a hernia check move.

 

[CYCLNST8]

Going to try the old, I think I need a hernia check move.

Prostate exam. Could be fun.

 

[Gonzo]

Tell them you work for the IRS. Should shut them right up.