*** Official Iowa State Season Thread ***

[CycloneErik]

****. ISU can hire me to do that. I'm good with 200k a year so long as 0 wins is excepted.

Me, too. I've got some huddle speeches ready and everything.

"Run some scoring plays, fellas. I can't do that for you."

 

[Cycl1]

****. ISU can hire me to do that. I'm good with 200k a year so long as 0 wins is excepted.

For 10k i will help pick a random player everyone has high expectations for to put in the doghouse and on the bench all year.

 

[ISUAgronomist]

Me, too. I've got some huddle speeches ready and everything.

"Run some scoring plays, fellas. I can't do that for you."

I will draw up some bomb inbounds plays and literally nothing else. Would still be an improvement from where we are with Prohm.

 

[tim_redd]

I'll sign an incentive based contract. $100k per win.

 

[CycloneErik]

I will draw up some bomb out-of-bounds plays and literally nothing else. Would still be an improvement from where we are with Prohm.

They should hire all of us. When someone argues that there are too many of us coaching, just tell them "Oh, I wouldn't call it coaching."

 

[CycloneErik]

Well, Tech came out of halftime ready to play.

 

[arobb]

Well, Tech came out of halftime ready to play.

It's almost as if other teams use halftime to make adjustments.

 

[CycloneErik]

It's almost as if other teams use halftime to make adjustments.

That sounds like an illegitimate use of a clock stoppage to me.

 

[isucy86]

I think the TT AD told Beard to let ISU keep it close until half for financial reasons. Need to keep fans in the stadium so they can spend $ on hotdogs and coke during the break.

Beard is a team player and obliged.

 

[blutarsky]

Harris needs to develop some type of floater...

 

[cycloneworld]

Me, too. I've got some huddle speeches ready and everything.

"Run some scoring plays, fellas. I can't do that for you."

I’d bet a large sum of money that this team would have won more games this year with no coach. So Steve Prohm is basically worth negative wins this year...

 

[CycloneErik]

Well, that was a new way to throw it in.

 

[blutarsky]

The old Prohm inbounds play bites again. JFC.

 

[Cyclonick182]

I miss when basketball was fun to watch.

 

[CycloneErik]

The offense isn't the issue? Are you watching the game, talking guy?

 

[cyclones500]

Especially when we were terrible last year too. Like if it was just this year I'd get that take.

This season makes 2019-20 seem like an NIT team, 2017-18 a bubble team and 2018-19 knocking on door of Elite 8.

 

[IndyClone15]

If you had a dollar for every time a commentator said a "Tyler Harris is small but has a big impact" type of line, you would be swimming in money.

 

[cycloneworld]

This season makes 2019-20 seem like an NIT team, 2017-18 a bubble team and 2018-19 knocking on door of Elite 8.

This is the worst basketball team in ISU history.

 

[67CY]

Here we go

 

[CycloneErik]

I miss when teams had to try against us.

Also, we're funny now, but the winning was a lot more fun.