***2020 CF Olympic Games***

Doc

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The Uganda delegation would like everyone to know that although we are a poor nation, we will not be persuaded by bribes.

We are however open to conditional donations, so please reach out via PM.

Uganda problem if you think we’re gonna fall for the “sorry, I’m poor” schtick
 

srjclone

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Farnsworth

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Bula! Fiji in the house! South America is so far away, jetlagged.

I think oceania should all join forces together. F those overly development countries.


OUR FIRST GOLD EVER!

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STAY HYDRATED
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Then when you get back to olympic village time to get drunk!!! FUN FACT: When you order a fiji bitter you order a a fiji baby because the bottles are short, fat, and black.

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CloneinWDSM

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Chad has never won an Olympic medal so I’m about to put the country on my back.
 

mdk2isu

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Bula! Fiji in the house! South America is so far away, jetlagged.

I think oceania should all join forces together. F those overly development countries.


OUR FIRST GOLD EVER!

2016-06-20-rugby-sevens-fiji-thumbnail.jpg



STAY HYDRATED
FIJI-WATER-ONESIE-VAPORWAVE-CLOTHING-AESTHETIC-NOBG_900x.jpg



Then when you get back to olympic village time to get drunk!!! FUN FACT: When you order a fiji bitter you order a a fiji baby because the bottles are short, fat, and black.

two-bottles-of-cold-fiji-bitter-beer-CEE8NT.jpg

For a lifetime supply of free Fiji water and a free one week stay on the beautiful islands for every competing athlete of ours, New Zealand is willing to carry Fiji to medals. Only silvers of course because New Zealand must win the golds. If this is acceptable to Fiji, then please drop off the first truckload of water at our athletes village. If this is unacceptable, we will be forced to never allow our athletes to drink your water again.