***The Ranch - Mafia***
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21 day day phase? Ridiculous
...ly great method of making sure Farnsy doesn't get clapped every game
...ly great method of making sure Farnsy doesn't get clapped every game
21 day day phase? Ridiculous
...ly great method of making sure Farnsy doesn't get clapped every game
They also do post amount minimums and maximums so.... not so fast my friend!
Seriously? I am such a threat to you that you need to take me out on day one? Wtf?Mafia took aim at JM4CY. Who would’ve thought The Girl Next Door would end up staying at home to help on the ranch? Unfortunately, Neumann’s Hill doesn’t take too kindly to hot chicks and shoved the cattle prod right where the sun don’t shine.
JM4Cy was Abby Bennett.
Upon being informed of his death, jm4cy responded:
You know what? **** you guys, whoever the mafia is. I guess all this tells me is that I am getting the hang of this thing. So yeah. No wait, Hell yeah to ole JM4CY! I don’t need any of you bastards anyway.
Farnsy and I will take our hot girl videos and gifs and have a party by ourselves. I’ll take my hot girl gifs and go sit in my corner while Farnsy sits in his corner with his underage videos... I digress.
The point is I am grateful for Cubs giving me Elisha Cuthbert because I now have a new found love after diving into those gifs. That woman was such a Babe and I think even Gblades 15 yr old ass can see that. And if he can’t I’m pretty sure that weirdo prolly gets hummers from some weird zombie erotica anyway.
By the way Cubs, introducing a cow std into a mafia game? I’ve gone back and forth and can’t decide if that’s really sick and twisted or actually comically brilliant. Oh wow, would you look at that, every reaction to a Cubs post ever nicely summed up....
I hope for all of your sakes that Cubs stays on top of this mayoral thing and makes it a fun game. Good luck Cubs. Watch out for those weekend benders and drinks with the boys as bars start to open up. I hear mayors can get thrown off their game and go MIA and screw everything up for 48 hours (ahem, ahem, Moores).
I would take this time to go hop on this discord thing everyone talks about to pass the time now but I still can’t figure out what the hell it is. All I can figure out is that cash’s pretentious ass started it. So I want no part of that stupid club. Cash, the Broncos suck worse than Tom Herman sucked on those Asian strippers toes on Welch.
Cmjh, please find a therapist. Seriously dude. Yeah this game takes some kind of thinking and Salty didn’t do it but it was Salty’s first game. And it was like 6 weeks ago when it happened. Let. It. Go. I know you were wide open but they threw it to him instead and he dropped it but damn it man. Go bone saltys girlfriend or something and then move on. Whatever it takes, just find a way.
Fitzy, I’ll never mess with you again but now since I’ve gotten into this game I actual may read one of your awful articles. Your spam posts in here envoke the exact levels of rage I know you are going for which makes me even more ******* pissed. Well done.
And another thing about this game, stupid charts. Yeah ok, they are somewhat useful but come on, they are so dull. Psy, I’m serious. Find some pictures or graphics or something for gods sake. Ur graphics look like how they decorate the walls at Aldi.
Alright I’m done. I may light one up now since it’s 3AM to try and fall back asleep. Doc, you’re probably the only one awake, can I bum a hit?
JM4CY, out.
Quality work there. You check out some old threads for classic meltdowns or something?
Well we're supposed to be in Switzerland and Italy, but that obviously didn't happen. We celebrated over the weekend so there's time for CF now.
According to the dead guy, Im not allowed to vote for salty anymore. So I will vote 2015 instead. See what kind of movement we can get.
Am I counting right, did 2015 end up having votes on 5 different people on day 1? That's gotta be some sort of a record.
I got 6 bullets in my pistol so we might have ourselves a true six-shooter today while I am still above snakes. I'm voting via a lick and a promise right now. Better pull in your horns now
Vote MDK
Just went to that site, and damn. That's all I have to say. Should have sent @ISUCubswin over there, that would have ruined their day.
I take it so seriously not only don't I post in the first hour, I don't even vote!
In regards to CF mafia, at least I let myself die instead of beg and whine that i'm an inno and you'll all regret it.
Woke up to piss in the middle of the night. Checked thread and saw I got axed. Spoke directly from heart.
