AND WE KICKED THEIR ASS!
We damn sure did. Even used a sausage stuffer as a weapon.
According to one description about the Iowans:
in the ranks were to be found men armed with blunderbusses, flintlocks, and quaint old ancestral swords that had probably adorned the walls for many generations. One private carried a plow coulter over his shoulder by means of a log chain, another had an old-fashioned sausage stuffer for a weapon, while a third shouldered a sheet iron sword about six feet long.