Random Thoughts 14: I can see clearly now 2020 edition

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There better be some postponements of certain high school sanctioned athletic activities for tomorrow night.
 
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So I just got a call from a private investigator from the Department of Defense wanting to discuss another employee. Hopefully it is for a new client.
 
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Well tint removal went really well today. No more warnings from IHP (on that anyway). Better to get it off before a $130 ticket.

Welp physical tomorrow hopefully all will be fine other than telling me to lose some weight which I know I need to work on.
 
Well tint removal went really well today. No more warnings from IHP (on that anyway). Better to get it off before a $130 ticket.

Welp physical tomorrow hopefully all will be fine other than telling me to lose some weight which I know I need to work on.

Good wishes on the physical. Last physical (if you call it that) was for the EMT class I took. The female Dr doing it was about 85# and when she told me to push up hard with my leg when she tried to hold it down, she left her stool too close and I launched it across the room and thought I’d broken a toe in the process. So I got injured in my last physical. They seem too dangerous to me.
 
I always thought 9 was acceptable. He probably noticed the dead body in the trunk. You really should learn to tie that down better.
Just heard a funny story supposedly told by Harry Caray. He and Ron were on their way to broadcast a Cubs game, and Harry was doing around 100 mph in a 55 zone. Got pulled over. Ron says you're in big trouble, but Harry says he'll talk his way out of it:
Popo: License and registration please.
HC: Jeez officer, I can't provide that. I stole this car.
PO: Please step out of the vehicle. Can I search ?
HC: Have at it, but i'll tell you there's a handgun in the glove box.
PO: Open the trunk please.
HC: Officer I won't lie. There's a dead body in the trunk.

Police calls for back-up.

Other cop: Mr. Caray, PO is telling me that you stole this car, but the resistration is in your name. He also said you had a weapon, but we can't find anything. And there is no dead body in the trunk -- just a spare tire.
HC: I suppose that son-of-a-buck told you I was speeding, too?!
 
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