I think I’m going to eat one more edible. As the brother of Bobby Kennedy once famously said Why do we go to the moon?
Because it’s there.
I will eat this edible because it’s there, as a tribute to Bobby Kennedy and his cousin Ted, who could have died a hero, but instead chose to swim and become the villain.
I will also eat it as a tribute to the one that hit the tree while skiing. Lol at that guy. If I’m reincarnated as a tree, and I get hit by some dude, I just gonna be like “ouch” but also “lol you ******* idiot.”