***Official Insider Information Weekly Mailbag 10/2/19***

[Cy$]

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her craziness with how laid back I am would probably be a good balance.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

her craziness with how laid back I am would probably be a good balance.

She really straddles that Mendoza Line.

 

[NENick]

My faith in CF being a worthwhile waste of my time in renewed! This was fun! However, I'm quite sure there will be many more, much worse, questions to be answered if this happens again as early as next week.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

My faith in CF being a worthwhile waste of my time in renewed! This was fun! However, I'm quite sure there will be many more, much worse, questions to be answered if this happens again as early as next week.

This is gonna be weekly, baby! Become a Patron today!

 

[3TrueFans]

This is gonna be weekly, baby! Become a Patron today!

At what level of Patreon support do we get nudes?

 

[cyrocksmypants]

At what level of Patreon support do we get nudes?

We’ll release nudes at the tier level of 500 Patrons. Or if you’re a hot chick, I’ll do it for free.

 

[jcyclonee]

My faith in CF being a worthwhile waste of my time in renewed! This was fun! However, I'm quite sure there will be many more, much worse, questions to be answered if this happens again as early as next week.

Good point. This was their first one and these were my best questions. My questions only go downhill from here.

 

[BCClone]

Fitz never did answer my sun screen application question.

 

[BCClone]

I'm in. We don't have any can refunds up here so you'll need to raise the full $20,000 for me too although that seems a little light for a suite at the Bellagio.

Is this Mrs. JC per my second sentence?

 

[Sigmapolis]

You never told us how your pupper wupper was doing, @cyrocksmypants.

 

[cyclones500]

Impressive you responded to so many questions — that requires some serious time.

I anticipated more weeding-out.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

You never told us how your pupper wupper was doing, @cyrocksmypants.

You didn’t get it in by the time deadline! Make sure to be more timely next Monday with the questions!

 

[GTO]

Fitz never did answer my sun screen application question.

Submit it next week and we'll take care of it.

 

[NWICY]

[QUOTE="jcyclonee, post: 6832345, member: 1212"]I'm impressed. This is some of the best writing I've read since they quit doing Penthouse Forums.

To start off next week's mailbag questions early - Since you guys have already surpassed the writing skills of the CF staff, when are you going to start your new ISU fans website? Maybe call it Cyclone Fanatic Part Deux.[/QUOTE]

When did that end?

 

[NWICY]

Nice job guys that was a lot of fun.

 

[jcyclonee]

[QUOTE="jcyclonee, post: 6832345, member: 1212"]I'm impressed. This is some of the best writing I've read since they quit doing Penthouse Forums.

To start off next week's mailbag questions early - Since you guys have already surpassed the writing skills of the CF staff, when are you going to start your new ISU fans website? Maybe call it Cyclone Fanatic Part Deux.

When did that end?[/QUOTE]
Maybe they didn't. It could be that I've moved on to reading more exciting stuff like federal code and contracting guidelines.

 

[Dandy]

We’ll release nudes at the tier level of 500 Patrons. Or if you’re a hot chick, I’ll do it for free.

Are you going to cockfish the hot chicks?

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Are you going to cockfish the hot chicks?

You clearly didn’t read the mailbag. This was addressed, Dandy.

 

[BCClone]

My unanswered question:

It was for the summer season but Incase people are heading south for a summer vacay it still pertains.

With the concern of sunburn and melanoma. When at the nude beach, how do you apply sunscreen to your junk without making it look like you’re pleasuring yourself?

 

[cyrocksmypants]

My unanswered question:

It was for the summer season but Incase people are heading south for a summer vacay it still pertains.

With the concern of sunburn and melanoma. When at the nude beach, how do you apply sunscreen to your junk without making it look like you’re pleasuring yourself?

It’s like you guys don’t even pay attention to the rules.

@GTO I’m starting to understand @Fitzy’s frustrations.