***Official Insider Information Weekly Mailbag 10/2/19***

[jcyclonee]

UNLV has a law school. I have no doubt there are strippers in judge robes somewhere in town (at least upon request), though I don't speak from personal experience there. Perhaps we should send @BCClone, dressed as a drunken Christmas Tree, on a fact-finding mission?

Does UNLV really have a law school or is it just a legal stripper school? I do concur that sending a drunk @BCClone Christmas Tree is that best way to find out. With his smooth moves, he'll get to the bottom of it.

 

[jcyclonee]

Cmjh10 foolishly asks: Why do women never shut up?

Pants: Because it takes a lot of time to tell people how much you suck.

GTO: Pro-tip: start talking more about stuff she doesn’t care about (sports, pro-wrestling, video games, etc.) and you’ll see how quickly she finds something else to do.

I'm pretty sure anything I say, no matter what it is, is pretty much stuff my wife doesn't care about.

 

[GTO]

Did y'all hear the new thing going around the interwebs called cockfishing? It's like catfishing but you send pics of other dude's bigger-than-your's dongs to get the girl's attention but then when it gets down to the dirty deed you are not as impressive as the picture.

What a time to be alive.

Man, that is a bold move.

 

[jcyclonee]

I'm impressed. This is some of the best writing I've read since they quit doing Penthouse Forums.

To start off next week's mailbag questions early - Since you guys have already surpassed the writing skills of the CF staff, when are you going to start your new ISU fans website? Maybe call it Cyclone Fanatic Part Deux.

 

[jcyclonee]

Did y'all hear the new thing going around the interwebs called cockfishing? It's like catfishing but you send pics of other dude's bigger-than-your's dongs to get the girl's attention but then when it gets down to the dirty deed you are not as impressive as the picture.

What a time to be alive.

Wait. I've always been told that size doesn't matter.

 

[CloneLawman]

Wait. I've always been told that size doesn't matter.

Did you say this to yourself?

 

[Doc]

Wait. I've always been told that size doesn't matter.

Size is overrated. Chicks are saying the 20s will be the decade of mouthfeel.

 

[BCClone]

Does UNLV really have a law school or is it just a legal stripper school? I do concur that sending a drunk @BCClone Christmas Tree is that best way to find out. With his smooth moves, he'll get to the bottom of it.

Maybe a Venmo account can get me a couple mill for this endeavor. I will only charge for legit expenses.

 

[jcyclonee]

Did you say this to yourself?

No. I asked my wife, "Does size really matter?" and she responded, "Stop talking."

Since her answer wasn't yes I assumed it meant no since her default answer to most of my inquiries is no.

 

[CloneLawman]

No. I asked my wife, "Does size really matter?" and she responded, "Stop talking."

Since her answer wasn't yes I assumed it meant no since her default answer to most of my inquiries is no.

Sounds perfectly logical to me.

 

[jcyclonee]

Maybe a Venmo account can get me a couple mill for this endeavor. I will only charge for legit expenses.

I shudder when I think about what would be considered a not legit expense in Vegas.

 

[oldman]

Nice job fellas!

 

[Dandy]

Man, that is a bold move.

Can I already ask you to write about cockfishing in next week's Insider Info mailbag?

 

[Gunnerclone]

Well this experiment has disappointed. Still better than the regular malebags though.

 

[GTO]

Can I already ask you to write about cockfishing in next week's Insider Info mailbag?

Consider it done.

 

[jcyclonee]

Well this experiment has disappointed. Still better than the regular malebags though.

Euphemism

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Did y'all hear the new thing going around the interwebs called cockfishing? It's like catfishing but you send pics of other dude's bigger-than-your's dongs to get the girl's attention but then when it gets down to the dirty deed you are not as impressive as the picture.

What a time to be alive.

I feel like sending any **** pic is going to do the opposite of getting most girls attention.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

I'm impressed. This is some of the best writing I've read since they quit doing Penthouse Forums.

To start off next week's mailbag questions early - Since you guys have already surpassed the writing skills of the CF staff, when are you going to start your new ISU fans website? Maybe call it Cyclone Fanatic Part Deux.

We’re considering creating a website to link to it so it doesn’t take 7 posts to answer all of the questions. I may create a Patreon to help support that endeavor.

 

[SCyclone]

This thread is certainly a welcome change from all the weird-a$$, nonsensical stuff you see so much of on CF.

And I can tell you I'm eagerly awaiting next week's column.

 

[Gunnerclone]

This thread is certainly a welcome change from all the weird-a$$, nonsensical stuff you see so much of on CF.

And I can tell you I'm eagerly awaiting next week's column.

You’ve got crate Blanche to forgo the final
Three games of the season with your attitude problems that have developed in the near future.