Anaconda is playing on one of the EPIX channels. Jennifer Lopez's face is almost an entirely different shape than it is today.
When I watched the show I always thought he was an A-Hole.Is this guy really a big draw? Do you get up in the morning and say to yourself I have to get down to see this guy that works in a pawn shop?
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I swear some people go out of their way to be unhelpful.
In any case, it's good practice for trying to get somewhere on the grounds during the Iowa State Fair.Are you in line at the DMV, holding for Sprint customer service, or trying to get around downtown Kansas City right now?
After they fired my co-worker last week, I pillaged her electronic stapler. It's now plugged in and residing on my desk. My observations:
1. I have finally "made it"
2. I genuinely feel lazier for having it
3. For something that dispenses 1/2 inch pieces of metal, it's the size of a Volkswagen bug
4. Despite not being able to slide a finger underneath, I feel like I will inevitably injure myself somehow
5. My carbon footprint just grew a size for no real reason
6. I rarely staple anything
7. It's loud, but not loud enough to drown out my idiot co-workers on the opposite side of the cube
8. It's not the most useless or strange thing on my desk (that would be a seashell I got from Myrtle Beach when I was 10)
After they fired my co-worker last week, I pillaged her electronic stapler. It's now plugged in and residing on my desk. My observations:
1. I have finally "made it"
2. I genuinely feel lazier for having it
3. For something that dispenses 1/2 inch pieces of metal, it's the size of a Volkswagen bug
4. Despite not being able to slide a finger underneath, I feel like I will inevitably injure myself somehow
5. My carbon footprint just grew a size for no real reason
6. I rarely staple anything
7. It's loud, but not loud enough to drown out my idiot co-workers on the opposite side of the cube
8. It's not the most useless or strange thing on my desk (that would be a seashell I got from Myrtle Beach when I was 10)
Fingers crossed.Hmmmmmm. Found a job opening that could really be a nice fit.
Turns out they hire from places ranked pretty near ISU, and those are the recent hires.
Fingers crossed.
In the first hour I would have: seen how many staples I could do in 10 seconds, how many staples can fit in a page without bending the paper. How many pages it could staple, how many staples it holds (would probably run out while I’m doing this stuff), how far I can get the staples to shoot if bottom is not attached right and how far it would drive a staple into my finger (not on purpose).