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My teenage daughter's boyfriend's family had 2 extra tickets to a pasta dinner fundraiser. My daughter brought my youngest daughter along. The boyfriend's mom is my youngest daughter's math teacher. My youngest daughter said it was awkward. Evidently, she doesn't want to hang out with her math teacher on a weekend.
The mother of one of my best friends in elementary school was my 3rd and 4th grade math teacher. I will never forget her drawing a greedy, furry little monster around the greater than and less than signs to help me remember which was which.


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The mother of one of my best friends in elementary school was my 3rd and 4th grade math teacher. I will never forget her drawing a greedy, furry little monster around the greater than and less than signs to help me remember which was which.


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My teacher made an alligator's mouth.
 
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My teenage daughter's boyfriend's family had 2 extra tickets to a pasta dinner fundraiser. My daughter brought my youngest daughter along. The boyfriend's mom is my youngest daughter's math teacher. My youngest daughter said it was awkward. Evidently, she doesn't want to hang out with her math teacher on a weekend.

Especially eating pasta - can see her slurping spaghetti up her chin and into her mouth.
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My wallet did NOT fit well in my pants pocket last week for the NDSU game (stupid no purse rule). Net result, it fell out of my coat pocket in the parking lot. A wonderful, blessed, HONEST person turned it in unopened and I got it back Tuesday. I am, needless to say, currently permanently pissed off at pockets and no purse rules.

Cargo pants FTW.
 
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Had a Dr Appt this morning. He asked me if I had a busy week at work and well yeah it is going to be a very busy week before everyone leaves at various points next week. A few minutes later he is asking me all the standard alcohol and drug questions and I responded at one point "I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue."

If you live to be as old as me than they will start asking you the elderly standards like "Have you fallen this week", "Are you competent to make your own decisions?", "Do you live alone?", "Is anyone in your household abusing you?"
 
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Better that than the opposite. Liquor will get you through times of no mixer better than mixer will get you through times of no liquor.


Can be perception though. In college we were making homemade Kamikazes. We basically poured vodka, mixed in a flavored schnapps and then added a splash of sweet and sour and a little of some other non alcoholic flavor enhancer liquid. Probably not the right mixes, but what sounded right to us. Freshman said he wanted to drink with us, so we poured in the non alcoholic things and then just put about a tenth of a shot of schnapps in the glass to flavor it. Dude said he was getting drunk. I don't think that was enough alcohol to get a two year old feeling it.
 
If you live to be as old as me than they will start asking you the elderly standards like "Have you fallen this week", "Are you competent to make your own decisions?", "Do you live alone?", "Is anyone in your household abusing you?"
I got a letter from a mortuary the other day. I just assumed they want me to start making arrangements.
 
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