Random Thoughts XII - This Thread Delivers

[ISUCyclones2015]

Not that it’s super helpful now, but law firms are a great place to find notaries (I might be one of the few attorneys in the office who isn’t). You might get charged for their time, but they would probably do it

I just called and asked my lawyer and he said $200. I told him to **** off and he responded "I absolutely expected that response from you" then we hung up. We have those types of calls a lot. Quick one off questions.

Not sure if he was serious or not but whatever. It's a damn stamp and a signature. Should be $5 max.

 

[Ms3r4ISU]

I just called and asked my lawyer and he said $200. I told him to **** off and he responded "I absolutely expected that response from you" then we hung up. We have those types of calls a lot. Quick one off questions.

Not sure if he was serious or not but whatever. It's a damn stamp and a signature. Should be $5 max.

Technically, I think notaries are not permitted to charge for their service. However, a tip is always appreciated. That's what my parents told me years ago.

 

[VeloClone]

Technically, I think notaries are not permitted to charge for their service. However, a tip is always appreciated. That's what my parents told me years ago.

I tried to tip our notary here at work and she said no. Our employer helps her pay the fee to keep it up so she doesn't charge anything (or accept anything) for any notarization here at work even if it is something personal for one of the employees.

 

[BoxsterCy]

 

[cyrocksmypants]

So a new place popped up last second that I think I’m going to get instead of the other. And it’s in Fairfax, which is a pretty cool little college town feel with GMU there, and it’s only about 10-15 miles to DC as opposed to 35-40.

 

[ISUCyclones2015]

So a new place popped up last second that I think I’m going to get instead of the other. And it’s in Fairfax, which is a pretty cool little college town feel with GMU there, and it’s only about 10-15 miles to DC as opposed to 35-40.

Gonna be hitting on some college chicks?

 

[BoxsterCy]

Gonna be hitting on some college chicks?

Obligatory Dazed and Confused GIF.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Gonna be hitting on some college chicks?

Duh.

 

[BoxsterCy]

Gilling by headlamp just became grilling by headlamp in the rain.

 

[cmjh10]

So, when Sadie goes out on the cable to go to the bathroom and or play, she will bark once when she is done and ready to come in. Well, tonight, she put it all together that we come out at one bark. She would bark once when her toy was out of reach because she dropped it. Who says we train dogs? Pretty sure they train us.

 

[BoxsterCy]

Cause Dazed and Confused and Jovovich.

 

[madguy30]

So, when Sadie goes out on the cable to go to the bathroom and or play, she will bark once when she is done and ready to come in. Well, tonight, she put it all together that we come out at one bark. She would bark once when her toy was out of reach because she dropped it. Who says we train dogs? Pretty sure they train us.

Any pup that even looks at me will automatically get a scratch behind the ears and it's really not close.

 

[stormchaser2014]

Wife on House Hunters tonight is crazy. She said when she first saw her husband, he was with another girl and she was like "nope". Also, she makes him use another bathroom and keeps the master for herself.

 

[dirtyninety]

Major League Baseball.....relegated to MLB network and not on a major network....Wow. What is happening?

 

[CloneLawman]

Gonna be hitting on some college chicks?

Duh.

Aramis, tell me your daughter is not considering any schools anywhere near Pants.

 

[SCyclone]

Put together, you two don't even come close to the bills Lew rang up in the summer of 2017. And he's STILL taking the anti-fungal through December - over $1500 for 22 days' worth on each refill.

Well, what the hell.....couldn't he just use some tough actin' Tinactin?

 

[SCyclone]

I remember my first colonoscopy.....they told me to go to the pharmacy and get a product called Evac-Q-Kwik. Now there is a product that is aptly named.

 

[BCClone]

Obligatory Dazed and Confused GIF.

I actually knew a guy just like Wooderson. He was 8 years older than me and hung with my group (which usually had guys that were 2 grades ahead of me). He could buy alcohol so we thought it was o.k. We thought it was a little off back then with him hitting on the girls as soon as they turned 18, now it was just creepy.

 

[jcyclonee]

Technically, I think notaries are not permitted to charge for their service. However, a tip is always appreciated. That's what my parents told me years ago.

In Minnesota, I think they are allowed to charge a nominal fee. Something like $5.

 

[jcyclonee]

I've never had to drink the gallon of stuff. Two 20oz water bottles with the stuff mixed in, and an OTC softener. That's it. Maybe guys are more full of crap?

Well, based upon all the silly gifs I've been posting, I can't argue with this at all.