Random Thoughts XI (Eleven Pipers Piping)
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Live on the wild side - go full pongid!
That’s a big step. The kids have started calling me Cheetah when they think I’m riding them too much after some comic book villain. They think I am swift for an old woman. If I can work my way up to human or great ape, that will be a big improvement.
I am apparently the only parent in the whole high school that is old fashioned enough to make her kids do chores. At least they will know how to do stuff when they go to college. I kind of wonder what they call me when I’m not around.
Aren't they all dead?Hadn't, yet. I was making some banana bread from some dead bananas.
The story of how the vixen and I came to be together would make a great Hollywood movie.... except they'd reject it out of hand, because it's too crazy. I'd tell it, but it's kind of longish. But great as background history.
The vixen wants to know where you bought it.
That’s a big step. The kids have started calling me Cheetah when they think I’m riding them too much after some comic book villain. They think I am swift for an old woman. If I can work my way up to human or great ape, that will be a big improvement.
I am apparently the only parent in the whole high school that is old fashioned enough to make her kids do chores. At least they will know how to do stuff when they go to college. I kind of wonder what they call me when I’m not around.
Aren't cheetahs related to cougars?
Do I dare ask @cowgirl836 if she checked the batteries? 'Lo" could mean low battery...
Think it was a wedding shower gift ~7 years ago. Probably Bed Bath. Can probably find a used one on ebay or something, lol.
It's best he didn't eat much. Their oven broke in the middle of cooking it so the tots were all squishy from the microwave.Who is JLH?
Also, I think they exaggerated a bit when they said he was having dinner with the family. If I had to guess, I'd say the producer took mom aside while Jimmy was talking to the kids, and said "put some of it on a plate & let him try it, then we're outta here..."
I'd say what she does with HER money is none of his bee's wax. Personally I hope my parents get it all spent right before they go.
Don't leave us hanging Bro!
Now this sounds like something that would happen to me. Mine broke on Thanksgiving one year and had to make turkey in roaster oven.
Our son was going to a friend's house this weekend. We told him to do a couple of things before he could go. He had a fit and wasted a couple of minutes complaining about it, "Everybody else is already there." When he got done with his chores, he went to the friend's house. Two minutes later, he was home because his friend had to finish his chores before he could have friends over.That’s a big step. The kids have started calling me Cheetah when they think I’m riding them too much after some comic book villain. They think I am swift for an old woman. If I can work my way up to human or great ape, that will be a big improvement.
I am apparently the only parent in the whole high school that is old fashioned enough to make her kids do chores. At least they will know how to do stuff when they go to college. I kind of wonder what they call me when I’m not around.
Somehow I see SC meeting the vixen shortly before her wedding to some other guy and making her a runaway bride.
I had the perfect answer last night. There was a naughty moms dating site that flashed as an ad. I remember it because I was thinking, I already date a mom,
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