Poop Knife (from Reddit)

[MeanDean]

This seemed like something that needed to be posted on CF.

...Based on the people that read and post on here, anyway...

https://pizzabottle.com/74475-poop-knives-common-thing-families-confused-appalled/2/

 

[Doc]

This seemed like something that needed to be posted on CF.

...Based on the people that read and post on here, anyway...

https://pizzabottle.com/74475-poop-knives-common-thing-families-confused-appalled/2/

I have never heard of a poop knife and have never had to break up a turd, but I do have a pee bottle to pee in when I'm camping in cold weather.

 

[CtownCyclone]

I'm more interested in the pee jar idea. Sounds like something I could put to good use while working in my garage...

 

[CYCLNST8]

 

[Bret44]

Story Time:

When I was teaching at a different school there there is a log in the toilet wider than my forearm. The physics of the whole thing were mind boggling. I have no idea who left it, me and another teacher had to figure out how to get it down. That guys butt must have bled after that.

 

[Doc]

Story Time:

When I was teaching at a different school there there is a log in the toilet wider than my forearm. The physics of the whole thing were mind boggling. I have no idea who left it, me and another teacher had to figure out how to get it down. That guys butt must have bled after that.

Buttholes come in all shapes and sizes.

 

[2020cy]

I guess you do learn something new everyday.

 

[Gunnerclone]

I have a poop stick. Red Elm. Really good stuff.

 

[JM4CY]

Why would ever cut a monster like that? Keep that thing in there as a damn trophy. It's whose ever is next's fault and responsibility to take care of it.

 

[Cyclonepride]

I have no one to blame but myself for clicking this thread and reading that link.

 

[cyhiphopp]

I have a poop stick. Red Elm. Really good stuff.

11 1/2 inches, Red Elm, Crap core, quite pliable.

 

[CYCLNST8]

Story Time:

When I was teaching at a different school there there is a log in the toilet wider than my forearm. The physics of the whole thing were mind boggling. I have no idea who left it, me and another teacher had to figure out how to get it down. That guys butt must have bled after that.

PF Changs.

 

[cyhiphopp]

This seemed like something that needed to be posted on CF.

...Based on the people that read and post on here, anyway...

https://pizzabottle.com/74475-poop-knives-common-thing-families-confused-appalled/2/

I read that the other day on Reddit. I was more than a little worried by the title that it was going to be a knife to help get poop OUT, instead of down the drain.

 

[Doc]

I guess next thing somebody will tell me is that waffle stomping isn't just a made up thing on urban dictionary.

 

[MeanDean]

Buttholes come in all shapes and sizes.

I know. There are Thousands of Hawkeye fans

 

[Cybyassociation]

I love these kinds of threads on Reddit where someone posts something they grew up thinking was normal behavior and it isn't until they're an adult that they realize it's actually really ****** up.

 

[CYCLNST8]

I read that the other day on Reddit. I was more than a little worried by the title that it was going to be a knife to help get poop OUT, instead of down the drain.

My dad has a buddy who confessed to using a spoon. Severe constipation I guess.

 

[MeanDean]

I knew a guy who was a janitor at a local Electrical Coop. He said there was a particular employee who, every week on the same day, laid a giant turd - then couldn't flush it. They knew who it was.

It was his (my friend's) responsibility to 'deal' with it after hours (he worked second shift). I kind of thought he was giving me a load of **** (pun intended) but after reading this I kind of have to think it might have been true. I can't remember if he elaborated on the mechanics of it at the time as to HOW he dealt with it.

Thank God for daily regularity. 'Nuff said.

 

[cyhiphopp]

My dad has a buddy who confessed to using a spoon. Severe constipation I guess.

Dude. Use some stool softener for cripes sake!

 

[Cybyassociation]

I knew a guy who was a janitor at a local Electrical Coop. He said there was a particular employee who, every week on the same day, laid a giant turd - then couldn't flush it. They knew who it was.

It was his (my friend's) responsibility to 'deal' with it after hours (he worked second shift). I kind of thought he was giving me a load of **** (pun intended) but after reading this I kind of have to think it might have been true. I can't remember if he elaborated on the mechanics of it at the time as to HOW he dealt with it.

Thank God for daily regularity. 'Nuff said.

Oh I've got a family member who is regular...as in regularly takes pipers. We called them pipers growing up because our basement was half finished. The pipe coming down from the toilet upstairs was exposed in a back room, you could hear those suckers sliding down the pipes.