Random Thoughts XI (Eleven Pipers Piping)

[jcyclonee]

Ahhhhhhh! Damn, I was right. Why did you take out Pants, you spawn of hell. And don't tell me it was Malou-like!

At first, I read this as "Why did you take our pants?" Then I looked down and noticed that I was still wearing pants and figured that I better re-read the post.

 

[SCyclone]

They're probably harder to find in Southern Minnesota as they're generally wandering around in corn fields.

Saw this on my last shot up I35-

 

[jcyclonee]

Pants was worthy! What did he do, send you a send you a **** pic?

Probably right. Ghosts do not enjoy laughter.

 

[SCyclone]

Could also be Sigourney Weaver. Or, in this case, Sohorny Weaver.

Or Beaver Cleaver.

 

[SCyclone]

Have to run to the tile shop but will swing by later and pick up Riley. Still have a big tote full of dog stuff here at the Boxster manor from the basenji days. We'll get along just fine since Riley is used to guys that hate people. And I have squirrels he can bark at. Not sure how he is going to feel about the diet and lake walks though. Dude's going to get in shape!

Does he like walleye sammiches?

 

[CloneLawman]

Have to run to the tile shop but will swing by later and pick up Riley. Still have a big tote full of dog stuff here at the Boxster manor from the basenji days. We'll get along just fine since Riley is used to guys that hate people. And I have squirrels he can bark at. Not sure how he is going to feel about the diet and lake walks though. Dude's going to get in shape!

Godspeed Boxster, but be careful You might have to go Full Boxster if the demon kid attacks.

 

[jcyclonee]

Or Beaver Cleaver.

Ward, why are you being so hard on ...?

 

[BoxsterCy]

Does he like walleye sammiches?

Squirrels and rabbits. An occasional feral cat and maybe a deer or two. Going to convert my garage into a wild game meat locker cause Riley is a carnivore at heart. Might dry some salmon, I hear northern dogs like dat salmon.

 

[SCyclone]

Just because..........

 

[CloneLawman]

Maybe we should form a band to help Boxster go save Riley. Who is with me?

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Pants was worthy! What did he do, send you a send you a **** pic?

His member is with the rest of his filleted corpse on the wall in his closet.

 

[CycloneErik]

I feed off of the fear and blood of those not worthy of my presence.

You must be starving.

 

[CloneLawman]

His member is with the rest of his filleted corpse on the wall in his closet.

So why didn't you nailed him to the ceiling?

 

[cyrocksmypants]

So why didn't you nailed him to the ceiling?

Cheap plaster.

 

[BoxsterCy]

Damn, Riley, bad dog, bad dog!

 

[SCyclone]

@cowgirl836 is gonna be pissed when she finds out pants left her for some weird-ass kid.

 

[jcyclonee]

His member is with the rest of his filleted corpse on the wall in his closet.

 

[jcyclonee]

Maybe we should form a band to help Boxster go save Riley. Who is with me?

 

[jcyclonee]

@cowgirl836 is gonna be pissed when she finds out pants left her for some weird-ass kid.

And what about poor @Angie? She stuck with him even though he insulted Taco Tico.

 

[CloneLawman]

His member is with the rest of his filleted corpse on the wall in his closet.

This gives new meaning to the Pants word "fearboner"