Random Thoughts XI (Eleven Pipers Piping)

[cyrevkah]

On the way home from supper, I glance at my FB feed. The Ames People page was full of notes about cars being towed from East HyVee and other areas in that lot. I wonder what made them enforce it this year/week.

 

[CloneLawman]

No, I know her well enough that for that much it would give her a pause, as long as I don't show her any pictures of pants. Then say no. If I showed her selfies of him she'd probably be laughing too much to answer.

What are you doing with selfies of Pants?

 

[BCClone]

On the way home from supper, I glance at my FB feed. The Ames People page was full of notes about cars being towed from East HyVee and other areas in that lot. I wonder what made them enforce it this year/week.

People were parking everywhere. It was awful. Probably just finally ticked.

 

[CycloneErik]

http://whataburger.com/

Reminds me, yesterday I was tempted for Chick-Fil-A, which is extremely rare.
Then we brought up their website and looked at their menu. Their photographer solved my temptation problems.

 

[BCClone]

What are you doing with selfies of Pants?

Never sure with him.

Edit, whoops misread first time. I figured she would want photos and I'm guessing what he'd send.

 

[cowgirl836]

What are you doing with selfies of Pants?

Pants' pimp, apparently

 

[CycloneErik]

Like I said. Not. Having. Kids.

For the best. I don't think her version of "the talk" would be very helpful.

 

[CloneLawman]

Pants' pimp, apparently

BC is working both sides of the transaction. A bigger cut I suppose.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

No, I know her well enough that for that much it would give her a pause, as long as I don't show her any pictures of pants. Then say no. If I showed her selfies of him she'd probably be laughing too much to answer.

Bish, I'm a ******* catch.

 

[BoxsterCy]

yeah I mix you guys up now so nice job

All for one, one for all and all that stuff. I don't even bother trying to differentiate between the three anymore. No need really.

 

[BoxsterCy]

Papa's a rolling stone.

Thought maybe I scared her off when I asked if her mom was single and hot. And tall. And crazy.

 

[BCClone]

BC is working both sides of the transaction. A bigger cut I suppose.

Cash money Holmes. Times are tough on the farm nowadays.

 

[cowgirl836]

BC, you'll be happy. DH bought ham, pork shoulder (or butt? I forget) and pork chops today.

 

[BCClone]

BC, you'll be happy. DH bought ham, pork shoulder (or butt? I forget) and pork chops today.

Can't tell the difference between a shoulder and butt?

Sometimes I wonder if this marriage could still be legally annulled after all this time.

 

[CloneLawman]

All for one, one for all and all that stuff. I don't even bother trying to differentiate between the three anymore. No need really.

Yeah, we aren't cool kid pipers.

 

[cowgirl836]

For the best. I don't think her version of "the talk" would be very helpful.

hey, I plan to be like, a real adult and teach them real things.

I'm still waiting for my mom to give me "the talk".

Though at six years of marriage with no offspring, I'm curious if she's given up at this point.

Holy crap, my parents were 75% done with having kids by this point in their marriage.

 

[cyrocksmypants]

Thought maybe I scared her off when I asked if her mom was single and hot. And tall. And crazy.

I think 2 of the 4 are a yes.

 

[cowgirl836]

Can't tell the difference between a shoulder and butt?

Sometimes I wonder if this marriage could still be legally annulled after all this time.

something for carnitas, let me check the label. WTF, the label says "shoulder butt"

I took animal anatomy, how does this work???

 

[cyrocksmypants]

something for carnitas, let me check the label. WTF, the label says "shoulder butt"

I took animal anatomy, how does this work???

Between this and not knowing if the cows in my video were meat cows or not, I'm starting to wonder if you even actually grew up on a farm.

 

[BoxsterCy]

Was checking Yankees after game write up and saw a sidebar article that their AA team had no hit the Mets team. The Mets team, the Birmingham Rubble Ponies.

Damnit, I wish I had gotten a rubble pony for my birthday.