Random Thoughts VIII: The Ocho

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Soooo...you buy your 16 year old daughter an I-phone, and she loses it at school. You now have to drop what you are doing and go to the school to make sure the I-phone gets found. Yeah...the school is going to love that.
Maybe this is wrong, but I thought if you used the "find iphone" function it would lock up and start letting out a load noise. That would find it
 
Guys lying about **** sizes is the same as chicks lying about how many dudes she's banged.

Subtract some for the guys, add some for the girls.
 
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I would never have guessed that a 30 year old Lotus spreadsheet would still open in a current version of Excel. I guess Jeff Goldblum uploading a virus to the mother ship's computer in Independence Day was realistic.

I was a spreadsheet geek. Me in 1990 in Dallas, Texas teaching this NW Airlines marketing gal Lotus 123 (no, really, it is what I am doing in this pic). Ha, back when our current spreadsheet guru here was only a baby!

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It's going to be like the beginning of a good joke: "Two Germans, an Italian and a Chinese woman get locked in a room..."
I was a spreadsheet geek. Me in 1990 in Dallas, Texas teaching this NW Airlines marketing gal Lotus 123 (no, really, it is what I am doing in this pic). Ha, back when our current spreadsheet guru here was only a baby!

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I'm hoping to see a pic of you at an entry level job when people still smoked in the office.
 
Maybe this is wrong, but I thought if you used the "find iphone" function it would lock up and start letting out a load noise. That would find it
Let me explain the term "helicopter parent" to you.........
The daughter is exceptionally spoiled, and the mother is the driving factor behind that. I guess I wasn't very sympathetic when she was saying she HAD to go make sure it was found because it was so expensive. :)
 
Let me explain the term "helicopter parent" to you.........
The daughter is exceptionally spoiled, and the mother is the driving factor behind that. I guess I wasn't very sympathetic when she was saying she HAD to go make sure it was found because it was so expensive. :)
Touche. I was just thinking it would find the iPhone and embarrass her daughter so she didn't lose it again. I wasn't even thinking about helicopter parents
 
I've always wanted a telescope and with the big solar eclipse event next year I have really been itching to by some sort of reasonable quality scope. The only issue is it would most likely end up being a $1,000 dust collector after the newness wears off.

Our oldest wanted a telescope one year for Christmas. My BIL had a nice one he no longer used, so he gave it to her. Right now it sits in the basement and collects dust.

Ugh, next week is Homecoming. Each school building (elementary, intermediate, and middle school) does their own dress-up days. I am going to need a spreadsheet to keep track of who is supposed to wear what each day. Paging CG!
 
I almost forgot how absolutely consumed Nebraska people are with Husker football. I want Oregon to win so badly this weekend. If not the local sports radio will be filled with people saying "They better start respecting us now"

I don't work Saturdays anymore partly for this reason.
 
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I can't possibly be the only one who thinks the Lexus family of grille design is ugly, can I?

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Guys lying about **** sizes is the same as chicks lying about how many dudes she's banged.

Subtract some for the guys, add some for the girls.

Neither one makes sense. For dudes, eventually it's going to be actually seen. For women, do people still care about that stuff? I mean, really, it's 2016. Why do people still give a **** about how many partners someone has had?
 
Neither one makes sense. For dudes, eventually it's going to be actually seen. For women, do people still care about that stuff? I mean, really, it's 2016. Why do people still give a **** about how many partners someone has had?



Your post plus GR8 mentioning Dante = this clip coming into my mind
 
Post-run I am afraid to take off my socks. I might have blisters on my arches from those old orthotics. How very CG-like that would be.
 
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I can't possibly be the only one who thinks the Lexus family of grille design is ugly, can I?

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I have never been a fan of Ford's recent auto grill design like this:
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I always see a fish with a tiny little mouth. Obviously it is better than that Lexus abomination, though.
 
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